LEAP YEAR DAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY & ANNIVERSARY
TO ALL YOU DEAR READERS WHO ARE THE FORTUNATE ONES
TO CLAIM THIS 4 YEAR DATE AS THEIR OWN!
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Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
The Beat Poet & Writer...and our furry feline friends.
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As we stand at the gate of March let us remember
Literary Icon
Jack Kerouac's Birthday March 12, 1922
Da Butcha & Jeffie da Pooh JK celebration agape
T'Bone & Jeffie da Pooh
sing Happy 102nd Birthday to You, Dear Jack Kerouac
Lowell Celebrates Kerouac Birthday Celebration, 2024,
https://lowellcelebrateskerouac.org/events/march-9-102nd-birthday-weekend/
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Suburban Sign 'o' da Times
Trail Side warning in Local Green Space
"LIES! ALL LIES!"
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After review and editing by the DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division
Censures Hip Board,
The Tuxedo Cat of a Thousand 21st Century Pomes,
Signore Sicilian Boots & editorial staff,
we are now able to present these fresh new poultry cuts.
Get Pharmacy
for T'Bone
based on what a Doctor actually said
"Get your 'scripts at the pharmacy
and live your life." says Doctor Z,
"Hot cocoa, marshmallow, ginger man,
peppermint canes, eat whatever you can,
just to be sure to take your meds faithfully."
Briskly workout faithfully
natural foodstuffs when can
leaving cocoa, man,
cut 'script kickbacks to Doc Z,
trips to pharmacy.
And now a tribute to our fave pet,
the House Cat.
Almighty Zaniness
(Just Doing My Job)
Homage A to Z*
for Cow Kitty, Loki
Almighty Blessed Cats Divine,
Enigmatic, Frolicking,
Gracefully High Instantaneous Jumps,
Killer Looks, Making Nice,
Obtusely Private, Quiet Reveries,
Silently Tracking Unwary Vermin,
Wicked eXcruciating Yowling Zaniness!
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Little Crow
(MEE-YOW!)
for Dog Lover, Peg McLeod
Little Kitten No-no
how does your garden grow?
Flowers all asunder
from windowsill blunder
"Just doin' my job." you crow.
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These next two pieces are for,
Tan and Black Tiger, Joey,
and his human, A. J.
Prep-work
Pour'a cup'a hot, black coffee,
or'a steaming mug'a green tea,
set up'a nug'a bowl pack,
an' take'a healthy big buoy whack,
attain an attitude of Poetry...
an attitude of Poetry...
*
Hippie Speedball
(In an Attitude of...)
Amid life's flutter
Joey eats peanut butter,
feline flies with tunes,
roomie ruminates raw runes,
hearing spirit's low mutter -
Spirits low mutter...
Transcribing spirit's mutter
meditate on Sacred Runes
humming ancient tunes
meld with Joey like butter
far from life's flutter -
Life's flutter...
at an altitude of POULTRY!
Wicked high...
8 miles...
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Lil' Crow
(Lamka'fied!**)
for CAT
Lil' Kitten No-no
how does potted garden grow?
Flowers asunder
from a windowsill blunder,
"Just doin' my job!" you crow.
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Definitions
*: A to Z, style of Poem, brought to Stone Soup Poetry, 1990's,
by, Magi, Words in Alphabetical Order to Form a Pome.
**: Lamka'fied, the Conversion of a Limerick into a Tanka,
a, Lamka, noun, form of Poetry,
Limerick Rhyming Scheme, Tanka Syllabic Count,
A-5, A-7, B-5, B-7, A-7
created by, Da Butcha, 1990's.
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Rant
This just in...
Republicrat Party sticks to their guns,
ANY VOTE OTHER THAN, REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT
IS A VOTE FOR
DONALD J. TRUMP,
DONALD J. TRUMP,
it's an either or situation.
LIES! ALL LIES!
YOU, Dear Registered Voter,
DO have FREEDOM OF CHOICE,
don't buy into the Republicrat bullshite,
You want REAL Change,
Vote None of the Above
or
for a few of the other 5 Political Party Candidates in the U. S. of A,
Vote all of the Old Boys Club Republicrats, out and start fresh,
cuz right now,
it's the usual suspects,
same shiznat, same sad clowns,
wearing different hats and noses,
exchanged between themselves,
thanks to the Voting Public.
Think About It.
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This just in,
Mitch McConnell is stepping down,
saying, "...it's time for the younger generation..."
Amen Brother,
now...
GIT DA FLUFF OUTA THERE!
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After all that Political Ranting,
some moments of calm
on which to meditate;
Artsy-Fartsy Parting Shots
Salisbury, Mass Salt Marsh Scene
Seen from Rail Trail
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
May the Peace of your own, personal, Deity, be with you,
with love from, Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Lowtown Brewery Draft IPA;
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...*
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...*
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...*
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
* John Lennon & Yoko Ono,
Bed In for Peace
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
3 years old just a toddler.
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