GROUNDHOG DAY EVE
This just in...
it's now inhumane to rouse a groundhog from their den at dawn
to predict weather on February Second, Groundhog Day,
officials are turning to a Coin Flip,
a custom designed coin with the image of a groundhog on it,
and groundhogs of America are out of their one day a year job,
don't be surprised if you see them in your unemployment seminars.
"Waddia mean go back to bed?!?!"
There's always the swag market.
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
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Groundhog employment opportunities...
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Winter Fun Agape
The Grand Groundhogs, practice their shots
back in the day when it got cold enough to freeze water.
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Found Object Sculpture
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Time, now, for which you tune in for week after week,
Weekly Specials on 100% Organic, Grass Fed, Free Range Poultry Cuts!
Van Gogh's Ear & Me
(What is the Link?)
Secrets of Artist
Vincent Van Gogh cuts ear off
1888,
on Dec. twenty-three,
painters unrequited love
expression...EXTREME!
Survived headlong crash
into wall at pits bottom
an abstract puddle
what's pointillist of life twists
when amore returns small gifts?
Mania caught up
arresting pieces thought up
bits of heart coughed up,
bits of heart coughed up.
Secrets of Poet
Da Butcha mentally melts
1988,
on Dec. twenty-three
writer's unrealized queerness
drunken rail...EXTREME!
Survived headfirst smash
into wall at pits bottom
metaphoric pool
what's pointillist of life twists
when no one treasures pomes gifts?
Medicine caught up
intriguing pieces thought up,
bits of soul coughed up,
bits of soul coughed up.
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Child's Innocence
(This Is A...)
Teach a child in the way they should go and even when they're old,
they will not turn from it. Proverbs 22:6
Proper behavior
translate to every tongue
message for the young;
Love God and Neighbor,
raise from society's dung
with message for young;
spade, hoe, from saber,
Communal Peace Work far flung
in message for young;
experience worlds flavor,
taste life is message for young;
You're Saint and Savior
breathe deep God's Grace into lung,
Christ's message for young.
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The Rant
For the past few posts we've been ranting about the
United States of America Electoral Process,
sharing Helpful Heloise Hints and Suggestions for Voting in 2024,
such as Voting for Candidates from the other 5 Political Parties
that make it onto ballots
in the Good Ole U. S. of A.
"Whaaaat?!?!? There are other Political Parties in the U. S?!?!"
You, Dear Reader, may be asking yourself as you read these words,
yes, the Republicans and Democrats, the Ruling Republicrats,
have a stranglehold on American Politics,
so much so that the, Reform, Libertarian, Socialist, Natural Law, Constitution,
and Green Parties, or any other small independent party,
cannot get a leg up in the Electoral Process,
or any air time for their Political Adverts and Adversity,
and YOU, Dear Reader, probably had no idea they even still existed;
these alternative parties must follow the Election Laws to the letter,
run Saintly Pristine Candidates that are free of a Scandalous Past,
for if they break one law or there is even a rumor of impropriety,
the Republicrat Party Mass Media Machine rolls over them,
discrediting the Candidate and the entire party;
what if the Republicrat Party breaks the Electoral Laws?
"Chirp Chirp Chirp" go the crickets, nothing happens,
unless the Republicrat Party Member running for office
has fallen out of favor, then...
SCANDAL!
As mentioned in an earlier post, this is
Not What Democracy Looks Like,
this is not a multi-party system,
it is a two party system
and the two parties are the
same side of the same coin,
only through their language do they seem like
two sides of the same coin,
please note,
they are the same coin no matter how they word their Campaign Promises,
which are actually,
once elected,
Campaign Lies.
Watching these
Republicrat Candidates
Republicrat Candidates
is like watching a bunch of elementary school students,
bullying, immaturity, denial, selfishness, greed...
it's all there...
Think about it.
The Reform, Libertarian, Socialist, Natural Law, Constitution,
Green and other small independent parties
are the parties to Vote for,
these are parties that the Ruling Republicrat Party
is so scared of
there are claims if one were to vote for these Candidates
that Voter is "Throwing their Vote away";
not so, once again, that is a Lie perpetuated by the Republicrats,
in reality, Every Vote IS Counted,
including the votes cast for the Other Parties,
so, even if the Green Party receives 1% of the Vote,
that's 1% of all Registered Voters that Voted
sending a message that the Ruling Republicrat Party Candidates
are not cutting the mustard
and they would rather have another Party lording over the Country.
Vote for The Other Guys & Gals,
because
the Republicrats are scrambling to run a Candidate to beat...
Donald J Trump
they are unconcerned about which Party,
Democrat or Republican,
as long as they beat Trump.
and that includes the current Vice President who became President,
Joe B is running a Reelection Campaign...of sorts...?
What if Sleepy Joe gets Reelected...?
4 more years of Obama Era Policy,
just like when George H. W. Bush was elected after Ronald Reagan,
8 years of Reagan, plus 4 years of Bush, 12 years of same old, same old,
then 24 years of 3 Presidents, Clinton, Bush Jr, and Obama,
4 years of Trump, and another 4 years of Vice Prez-Prez Biden,
does that read like True Democracy?
It doesn't to us,
DaBCo Industries Poultry Division Staff,
we may be locked in our garret,
yet, we have eyes...
& that's our Helpful Heloise Hint, Suggestion, Rant
for this post,
tune in next time when we discuss...
Direct Action.
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Parting Piece
Land of Plenty...
Immigrant influx
nationwide housing shortage
northeast express flights
residents cry, "Temp' Lodging...?!?!"
"Not in Our Neighborhoods!"
Unwelcome in neighborhoods
airport, gym, motel lodging
after anguished flights;
U. S. Asylum Shortage,
bigotry influx.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Grotto Shadow & Light Study
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Woodchuck Sangria-Mimosa;
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"We are the World!
We are your Neighbors!
We are under banners unfurled
under guns, bombs and sabers!
We are Praying for release,
from puppet master in lofty manse
in solidarity we ecstatically rese,
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
all we are saying, is...give Peace a chance...
give Peace a chance...
please.
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace:
where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy.
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek
to be consoled as to console,
to be understood as to understand,
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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