Last Day of November, Gateway to the Holidays

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect...

those suffering from a turkey hangover.

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Visiting the scene of an accident Agape

T'Bone, Da Butcha, & DaS Mann

Billerica State Forest where Butcha broke his leg in 2020

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Summer Memories

Cape May, NJ, June 2023

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

WARNING - WARNING

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Ordering online this High Holiday Season?

 Be aware,

Delivery Trucks are being robbed,

drivers held at gunpoint,

save yourself some heartache

go to an actual store and buy your gifts,

then,

heavily armed,

walk the presents out to your own vehicle

ready to tackle anyone looking to spoil your holiday.

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Now to finish off November, put a cap on the

Thanksgiving Day of Mourning,

and move into the

High Holiday Season,

that time of year when a lot of

Religious Philosophies Celebrate

Holy Days,

DaBCo Industries Poultry Division brings

NEW SHIZNAT!

Please welcome their triumphant return to the Poet's Garret Stage,

SLOW CHILDREN

with their new hit single!

Neon Green Shorts of Lost Lines:

Shake My Head and Sigh

[Beastie Boys Loop: I'm losing my mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind!]

If I think I'm going crazy,

believe I'm going crazy,

know I'm going crazy,

does that mean...I'm going crazy...?

I'm crazy...

Downcast boy, pink hair, sneaker feet

scooters down hillside street

much too sullen, pink haired boy

riding scooter transport toy;

neutral'cast afrolad sidewalk jets

that's as lazy as it gets

that kids got 'em all beat

electric scooter with a seat!

Electric Scooter with a Seat!

[Beastie Boys Loop: I'm losing my mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind!]

Beantown crisis Mass an' Cass

homeless campers sidewalk trespass

city council folk wring their hands

stores close, value drops on lands;

immigrant influx debate

shipped to sanctuary state

resource shortage arrival enmasse

newcomers awarded free pass!

Newcomers Awarded Free Pass!

[Beastie Boys Loop: I'm losing my mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind!]

Undocumented students

temples defaced incidents

Christians in Pakistan

classic books ban;

murder, mayhem, calamity,

21st century insanity

get me to the sanitarium hence

going crazy from social nonsense!

GOING CRAZY FROM SOCIAL NONSENSE!!

Going Crazy from Social Nonsense.

[Beastie Boys Loop: I'm losing my mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind!

overlapped with Breathe just Breath, Sarah McLaughlin loop

continue underneath chorus]

If I think I'm going crazy,

believe I'm going crazy,

know I'm going crazy,

does that mean...I'm going crazy...?

I'm crazy...

If I think I'm going crazy,

believe I'm going crazy,

know I'm going crazy,

does that mean...I'm going crazy...?

I'm crazy...

Just shake my head and sigh...

Just shake my head and sigh...

[Beastie Boys Loop: I'm losing my mind this time, this time I'm losing my mind! fade out]

[Breathe just breathe... fades]

{audible sigh}

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And now Slow Children's Sing-along,

As you go out shopping in the actual shoppes,

think about the production lines, employees, corporate leadership

price, quality, join together with the band and sing this song...

21st Century workers Solidarity Song

(to sing on the job openly and in harmony)

I don't care, I don't care,

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care

too bad, so sad, suck it up buttercup

not my problem, I don't care, I don't care

hang my head and sigh

wipe a tear from my eye

shake my head and cry

I don't care to the Spirit in the Sky

I don't care, I don't care

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...

I don't care, I don't care

too bad, so sad, I don't care

not my problem, above my pay grade,

I'm not paid enough to give a fluff

so I don't care, I don't care

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...

I don't care...

Time's a wasting and so am I

prescript' plastered pie eye

devolved mongoloid rat in race

idyllic grin on my face

mindless button push assembly line

mass produced artificial sunshine

move to the rhythm of the mechanical beat

2-4-6-8-10 hours on my feet

insatiable consumer peers demand

profits rise, quality falls, and...

I don't care, I don't care

too bad, so sad, I don't care

not my problem, above my pay grade,

I'm not paid enough to give a fluff

so I don't care, I don't care

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...

I don't care...

I don't care, I don't care,

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care

too bad, so sad, suck it up buttercup

not my problem, I don't care, I don't care

hang my head and sigh

wipe a tear from my eye

shake my head and cry

I don't care to the Spirit in the Sky

I don't care, I don't care

Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...

I don't care.

Peace out.

Slow Children have left the Think Tank!

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Parting Shots

Halloween in Ogunquit, ME

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Apple Cider Wine;

"I'll pucker my lips with a sip!" Coyote barks.

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Parting Side Note:

The final resting place of...

David Alan 'Dave' 'Davey' Boucher;

it was 28 years ago that he died in a tragic

Sobriety Self Awareness Meditation Experiment

and was reborn as,

D. A. Boucher, Da Butcha,

Short Attention Span Poet, King of Poetry.

Interred in Ogunquit cuz he was so...GAY!

'David' 'Dave' 'Davey' is DEAD!

Long Live D. A. Da Butcha!

Make memorial donations to Village Food Hub, Andover, MA

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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