Boy, the way Steve Miller played...
songs that made the hit parade...
Guys like us we had it madeThose were the days...
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the
Black Market Marijuana Shopper.
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Halloween Arts & Crafts
Family Fun Agape
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
ringing the Ballard Vale UC Church Bell
Peggy Mac has the time of her life.
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
fresh new poultry cuts and a very special presentation.
Sorting, reorganizing, and cataloguing the Da Butcha Archives
time traveling into the 20th Century and back,
what a trip, man!
Let us travel down memory lane together.
Past Travels
(Organising Archives)
11/11/2023
Past blasts, time travels
calendar clock unravels
holidays entwined
interdimensions aligned
rearranged spacial gravel...
Human Species but gravel
product of when stars aligned
zodiacs entwined
reality unravels
archival travels...
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Haiku Farting: Geisha Who?!?!
(The Fart Piece)
archival raw footage 07/07/1996
rewrite cut 11/09/2023
Stinky, smelly, mess
stealthily silent address
from inside her dress...
*fart*
Thunderous report
echoing throughout the court
cuts her honor short...
*Fart*
How does Haiku fart?
The sound of Haiku Farting,
what is Haiku Fart?
Does Haiku Fart even stink?
Aromatic syllables...?
*FART*
Haikuist redressed
coarse language diet addressed
underthings unmessed...
*FART!*
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Now, DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division,
in honor of the archival dig,
presents a very special presentation,
LIVE! In the Poet's Garret,
performing their very first hit,
an ode to the Black Market Marijuana Trade
from a bygone era
before legal weed in Taxachusetts,
bringing back memories of a long time gone...
LIVERBOX!
Box Master Purple, lead ax, Cyan Bleau, 1 string hatchet, backup vox,
Black Wednesday, Bass, and Verminous Callow, harp and vox,
with their smash single,
written especially for the band
by Art and RAT, the Fabuass Fluff Brothers...
NO PENGUINS!
02/22/1998
Listen up people, I'll tell you a tale
about our search for a killer whale
this little tale started out way back when
while smokin' reef out in the den
and it goes a little sumpin' like this...
Jammin' out here on the MICROPHONE
one little penguin sittin' ALL ALONE
we just wanted TO GET HIGH
but when we broke him all down HE STARTED TO CRY
he said somethin' 'bout BEIN' THE LAST
he says the admiral's time HAS COME TO PASS
he's soon to be a RETIREE
movin' far away FROM THE SEA
an' you'd best take action PRETTY QUICK
an' set out on the search for MOBY DICK
Buttah-bah-bah-buttah-bah (x3)
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
Me an' mah friends made a COUPLE 'O' DEALS
we hooked right up with a COUPLE 'O' SEALS
the seals quickly pointed OVER THERE
to a guy who was holdin' a POLAR BEAR
the polar bear said, I'll give ya ACHES IN THE HEAD
that whale over there HE LOOKS PRETTY WELL FED
so we grabbed up our pipes and WE GRABBED UP OUR BONGS
an' we broke out singin' FISHIN' SONGS
we all hopped up INTO MY YACHT
to see if that whale COULD BE CAUGHT
Buttah-bah-bah-buttah-bah (x3)
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
Yes my friends we were OUT FOR BLOOD
huntin' for a pound of the FINEST BUD
we needed a whale of TREMENDOUS SIZE
that whale named Moby WAS OUR PRIZE
we searched high an' low, we searched UP AND DOWN
but all we could find was some USELESS BROWN
we were finally forced TO SPLIT THE SCENE
we were all out of cash AN' OUR PIPES WERE CLEAN
we knew the Admiral was still our ONLY SOURCE
we could always pick up a PENGUIN OF COURSE
Buttah-bah-bah-buttah-bah (x3)
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
Yes, my friends, this is the end of our tale
we never did catch that crafty whale
an' as we say goodbye to a real cool friend
this rhyme an' the Admiral have come to an end...
yeah...Yeah...YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found
we searched up and down, we searched HIGH AND LOW
but all we could find was some USELESS BLOW
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
No penguins! No Penguins!
No penguins were around!
No penguins! No penguins!
No penguins could be found!
No penguins could be found.
Peace out.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
the, What The What...Am I Standing Next To, selfie
send your guesses here, bonus points, where am I?
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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