R'October Road Trip and Harvest Jam
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Bull Moose
Tramp Stamp Stencil,
outline inked in, final solution...on fill,
At the Kerouac Commemorative, our heroes ponder the words of Jack...
At The Zorba Room, Olympia Restaurant,
debut album, No Crossing Guard on Duty
we, of course said...OF COURSE!
employee owned from Maine
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
the next chapter in the
LCK - Columbus - Indigenous Peoples - Day Weekend
Road Trips
Friday, October 6, 2023
The D. A's Date to
Gemstone Tattoo
Portland Maine
By Appointment Only
Old Pote Da Butcha, Old Port, Portland, ME
Da Butcha gets another tattoo, Viracocha, Nazca God with Two Rods, Creator,
bringer of knowledge to the Nazca People of Peru, also attributed to the Inca,
his image appears at various sites in Central and South Americas;
a design first seen on Ancient Aliens, was sent to Gemstone Tattoo, for
modification from stone carving to...tattoo.
pre ink discussion of how to finish
rods to be black and eyes turquoise
All Done!
Below the Hopi Sun
"I'm ready for my close up, Mz. Gemstone!"
Half backside Monty,
top to bottom of Totem Spine,
Blackbird Book,
Burning Man, Self Designed Libra Symbol,
Hopi Sun,
& Viracocha
(bonus, Butcha's Plumber's Crack...LOL!)
Black plastic backed dressing, hugs & kisses, and the D. A's are off to luncheon,
Dimillo's Floating Restaurant, repurposed auto ferry permanently docked in Old Port.
(Google Viracocha for more input)
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On the way, Das Ginger Mann, up against the wall,
American Son of Frankfurt's Daughter, who hasn't been to Berlin;
Da Butcha wishes Peace and Love, he's been to The Wall in the early 1980's,
as well as the border towns in Northern Germany, through the Harz Mountains,
His Positive Waves are needed now more than ever.
No photos of food, artsy-fartsy views out the window...
Old School, New School Crafts; Fisherman & Gulls, Chums Forever
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Onto Lowtown, Mill City, for John Sinclair 5 pm reading at Lala Books,
make the gig just in time,
no one's there!
Show postponed until Saturday
David Amram stayed home due to Covid positive test,
and the Amram Tribute at the Zorba Room is still a go,
David's Band Mates, Kevin Twigg and Rene Hart agree to attend
and accompany John Sinclair in David Amram's stead.
To kill time,
DaS Ginger Mann and Da Butcha stroll on down to Kerouac Park,
and to their surprise...
Poet Noet: DaS Ginger Mann's Beatles T-shirt trivial fact,
John Lennon spelled Beetles, BEATles,
to honor the, BEATS,
aka: Jack, Allen, William, Diane, Carolyn, etc, etc, etc...
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David Amram Tribute
Rene, Bass, Kevin, Drums, & Don, Sax, Flute, Penny Whistles
Words and Music,
Poets, Meg Smith and George Wallace, sing praises to David Amram and Jack Kerouac
through their original work, keeping the Beat alive,
the Amram Band adding colourful shades to their words;
then the headliner substitute,
John Sinclair,
reads from his latest work at 82 years young,
since October 2
DaS Ginger Mann's enraptured by John's Verse.
for more on John Sinclair,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sinclair_(poet)
https://johnsinclair.us/
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Parting Shots
Good Advice in an Old Port Shop Window
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R'October Bonus Track
Here in the magical big city of Dracule anything can happen in R'October,
and today is no different, guess who just walked into the Poet's Garret asking to jam their
new hit single...that's right, you got it...
Mac and Tosh, the Apple Brothers and Holly Crisp, members of the
Newly Signed DaBCo Industries Music Division Act,
Slow Children!
we, of course said...OF COURSE!
You may oh Slow Children, play.
That's how we roll up in dis here blog,
loose and floppy;
here now with their new hit single,
off their new hit record,
No Crossing Guard on Duty,
heading up the WDAB 1062 AM charts,
please, put your hands together and welcome,
special musical guests...
Detroit's own...
SLOW CHILDREN!
Mac: HELLO, CLEVELAND!
wherever you are.
I'm Mac on Mondocello and this here's my bro Tosh, on congas,
over there's our half sister, Holly Crisp, with the singin'.
Tosh: Hi there.
Holly: Hey!
Mac: alrighty then...let's do this little number
and play our new song...
An Ode to...DOO-DOOT-DOO-DOO, LUVIN' IT!
Have it Yer Way Consequences
(a crappy pop love song)
1 - 2 - 3 - GO!
Tosh, electronically: May I take your order, please...?
Mac: THE VIPER IS COMING! THE VIPER IS COMING!
Holly: Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
special orders don't upset us, all we ask is
two all beef patties, special sauce
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
on a sesame seed bun,
all we ask is that, all we ask is that,
we serve it your way...your way...your way...
YOU RULE!
Your love's like Mac - King
Instantly gratifying
Doesn't cost a lot
Fast, fresh, deliciously hot
Quite filling satiating...Quite filling satiating...
Mac: THE VIPER IS COMING! THE VIPER IS COMING!
Holly: I can't believe I ate the whole thing...
I believe I ate the whole thing...
I ate the whole thing...
I have nausea, heartburn,
indigestion, upset stomach, diarrheaaaaa...
crapplebees outhouse steakback
plop-plop fizz-fizz oh what a relief it is
YOU RULE!
Empty non-satiating
Decadently fat'ning hot
Discomfort's a lot
Lav time-out gratifying
Your love's like Mac - King...Your love's like Mac - King...
[Holly scats while the bros jam]
Mac: THE VIPER IS COMING! THE VIPER IS COMING!
Holly: No, if so ever, just clean my butt
charming ultra strong...AW YAH!
Ultra strong gives cleaner than average hiney
super shiny, my hiney's so charming, shiny
my hiney! Shiny! Shiny, shiny, hiney!
Please...don't squeeze...the charming...hiney
see, feel, and hear the difference, kiss it!
I RULE!
Mac: THE VIPER IS HERE! THE VIPER IS HERE!
Tosh, in his best Transylvanian accent, holding a charming roll: Anybody vant to vipe...?
Holly: Eating good in the neighborhood...
eating good in the 'hood.
Tosh, electronically: Your order is ready for pick up...
All: Thank you, thank you, and thank YOU!
Mac: We're Slow Children,
we'll be appearing near your town soon!
Stay tuned!
GOOD NIGHT, Cincinnati!
where you are.
The band exits stage right,
into the green room for snack filled
meet and greet with the few fans crammed around
the Craft Services buffet coffee table.
Slow Children, No Crossing Guard on Duty,
available exclusively at a Strawberries Records & Tapes
near you.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Slow Children for that impromptu jam session!
the, Lookin' All Boyishly Cute, selfie
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
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