Live Pop Music Concert in the Garret
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friendly, your local, your friendly local rock band...LIVERBOX!
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
in honor of Back to School and Autumn's Return,
LIVE in the Poet's Garret Performance Room,
together again for the first time,
the seminal pop punk rock and roll performance art quartet,
DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division, House Band,
LIVERBOX!
Reunited for a lucrative multi record deal and tours with DaBCo Discs,
cuz Cyan Bleu blew his royalties on weed, men, and poetry,
are at it again with another hit single hitting the airwaves and shooting up the chart with a bullet
on WDAB 1062 am, DaBCo Radio.
Here now are, Black Wednesday, Bass, Cyan Bleu, 1 String Hatchet, bkup vox,
Boxmaster Purple, 12 String Ax, and Verminous Callow, Harp and vox,
presenting their hit single...
LIVE!
Side A: Pop Song 2023
w/a tip 'o' da hat to, REM
Tarnished silver chain cliche
par boiled grooves formulaic
cartoon caricature stereotype
guaranteed royalty pay
uptempo verse prosaic
rec' exec publicist overhype...
rec' exec publicist overhype...
I love you! I love you! I love YOU!
We love you! We love you! We love YOU!
They love you! They love you! They love YOU!
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Doot-da-doo!
Heartfelt emotion invocation
shake'a tail feather catalyst
jealousy, envy, angstzy gripe
soulful confession declaration
sonic assault advert fist
media deluge superhype...
media deluge superhype...
I love you! I love you! I love YOU!
We love you! We love you! We love YOU!
They love you! They love you! They love YOU!
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Ya-ya-ya-doo-doo-doo
Doot-da-doo!
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Side B: Quannapowitt Course
w/a tip 'o' da hat to, Charles Bukowski
Submarine races
kissy faces
Rizzuto play by play
fingers make way
mark spot
slippery hot
panties moist
orgasm voiced
outer space
doc lost race
lotus bouquet
lingers next day...
fingers
smell like
teenage girl's
pussy...
fingers
smell like
teenage girl's
pussy...
mmm...pussy...
[improv' dashboard light dance groove jam]
Through years
aroma reappears
no apparent reason
no particular season
memory chimes
sometimes...
fingers
smell like
teenage girl's
pussy...
fingers
smell like
teenage girl's
pussy...
mmm...pussy...
I don't know why...
I don't know why...
V.C: Thank you, Cleveland!
Good Night!
the band exits stage left...
the crowd cheers for more, stomping their feet,
LIV-ER-BOX! LIV-ER-BOX! LIV-ER-BOX!
the band retakes the stage, the crowd goes crazy as Cyan Bleu steps up to the mic,
a rare lead vocal by the internationally unknown iconic Pote,
with his 1 String Hatchet slung down low to his knees, Johnny Ramone style,
Cyan rips into...
Is It Just Me...?
w/a tip 'o' da hat to, Laverne & Shirley
2-4-6-8-SCHLA'MEEL-SCHLA'MAZZLE-GO!
I may not be...the brightest bulb in the pack
or even...the sharpest knife in the rack
I certainly...ain't no geni'yus
or all pumped...with a large peni'yus
yet seems, peers...intelligence they lack...
intelligence they lack...
Gene clock tik-tok suspense
challenges risk, no reward
vessels adrift, unmoored
compassless ladies and gents
floating along sans common sense -
Vague stares, thoughts apathetic
multitude of maladies alphabetic
attitudes adjusted, eyes beady
coddled, waited on, needy,
and faithful to posts pathetic -
Alien intervention G. M. O.
little did they know, evolution
would involve inbred pollution
needle injects DNA-HOMO
Idiocracy Voe-Dee-Oh-Doe-Doe - - -
Idiocracy Voe-Dee-Oh-Doe-Doe - - -
[1 String Hatchet Solo & Freak Out Jam fraught with Yokoisms]
{honorary LIVERBOX Member, Stevie Nicks joins CB, singing back-up vox}
I am not...the brightest bulb in the pack
or...the sharpest knife in the rack
I ain't...no geni'yus
or pumped...got Stubby peni'yus
yet, see peers...intelligence they lack...
intelligence they lack...
C. B. (in his best Elvis P): Thank you, Thank you,
Thank You Very Much. Peace Out.
LIVERBOX exits stage right
the roadies take the stage and pack up the gear
the crowd chants for more, stomping feet
Voice Over Announcer: LIVERBOX has left the building.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
LIVERBOX has left the building.
Outside, the band's tour microbus pulls away from the rear exit and heads off on the next stop on
The 2023 LIVERBOX Micro World Tour
check your friendly, your local, your friendly local pub listing for an
appearance in your neighborhood.
Otter River Hotel Ballroom, Templetown, Taxachusetts, gig
CANCELED
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Parting Shot
LIVERBOX Chief Roadie, T'Bone Rojas
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Parting Shots
Random Artsy-Fartsy Photographs
Still Life with Coffee Pot
Monthly Ritual
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Kesey Vineyard Electric Chablis;
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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