Back to School, Back to Reality

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Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

little school girls and boys returning to education complexes.

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1st Day Essay Theme: What I Did this Summer,

Sand Sculpture Appreciation Agape,

Hampton Beach, NH

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Summer's Seaside Flora,

Prickly Pears in Bloom,

Hereford Inlet Breakwater Walk, NJ

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

a return to Fresh, New, Poultry Cuts, the Autumn Line

celebrating those of you, Dear Readers, heading off to school,

elementary, middle, high, prep, academy, college, university, seminary,

and our own, personal, alma mater, and continuing education program,

The School of Hard Knocks.

All

(The Time in the World)

Helpful Heloise Live Improv Jazz Hint:

peppy, upbeat, danceable, bordering on sickeningly saccharine, super sugary pop,

so sweet listeners ears will develop cavities from the fructosian, sonic sweetness assault.

All the long and short yellow transports

cruise the stops, pick up skirts and shorts

All the drivers of convoyed school buses

mutter creative kid friendly cusses

All the passengers dropped at destinations

march through doors to their educations

All the little students in their places

with expanding minds and shiny faces

All the freshly pressed school teachers

stand and face the little creatures

All the days stretch into weeks

into months to years to past time streaks - - -

All-all-all-the grains of sand fall-all-all-all-

All-all-all-the grains of sand fall-all-all-all-

grains of sand fall.

improv jazz break

All the rush hour highway-byway transports

bumper to bumper-stop-go temper shorts

All the drivers of hacks, trains, and buses

utter underbreath road rage cusses

All the commuters scurry to destinations

march through glass doors to their wage educations

All the regimented workers in their assigned places

with burnt out brains and sagging faces

All the bosses and H. R. S-O-P teachers

discipline and reward employee creatures

All the days stretch into weeks

into months to years to past time streaks - - -

All-all-all-the grains of sand fall-all-all-all-

All-all-all-the grains of sand fall-all-all-all-

grains of sand fall.

improv jazz big finish

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In honor of the 22nd Anniversary of September 11, 2001

DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division presents

Never Forget

(In Memorium for the Living and the Dead)

September 11, 2023

Nine - Eleven - One

tragedy in morning sun

thousands die in crash

Bill of Rights lands in the trash

Patriots act under the gun,

Patriots act under the gun -

Homeland Security gun

united people in trash

walls built withstand crash

blaring divisions in sun

Patriot Act won,

Patriot Act won -

"If you're not with us, you're against us."

Prez George W.

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Parting Piece

Mason's Man

(written while driving up Mammoth Road to Manchester, NH)

Red light at diner

rear mirrors all FREIGHTLINER

crawled up on bumper

quiet surprise heart thumper

delivery FRIGHTLINER.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

post 9-11,

the, though I walk through the valley

in the shadow of death... selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Manhattan Vineyards Rose Blush;

"I'll buy into a slurp of that!" Coyote barks.

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We're in this together

equally bent over grabbing our collective ankles.

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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Free Frame of Reference *,

The Diggers,

If you wanted to eat, you had to first step through this

“Free Frame of Reference.”

The act was meant to remind people: The food was free.

You were free.

“Free” was the Diggers' mantra.

for more on The Diggers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers_(theater)

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