Let the Day Begin...On the Road...
OH NO, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
COMES ON A THURSDAY THIS MONTH!
AND THAT'S...
TODAY!
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original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
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Minor League Boys of Summer Agape
Manchvegas Fisher Cats vs Akron Rubber Ducks
Manchvegas 06/18/2023
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Beach Chairs
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
Atlantic City Road Trip
June 5 - 8, 2023
a travelogue
featuring Currier Museum of Art
and Hampton Beach Sand Sculpture
by: Da Butcha
in a special guest appearance
starring
DaS Ginger Mann & Da Butcha
Today's Post
w/a tip 'o' da hat to
Charles Bukowski
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Monday, June 5, 2023
6:00 am Just a Rant Before We Go
2021 Malibone waits in the rain
June is International LGBTQ + Pride Month, to the blindered general public, for us it's, HUMAN PRIDE MONTH cuz we're ALL a little Queer and there is no normal, it is all
Human Behavior, which, at the root, is Animal Behavior and it's the 21st Century,
universal understanding and acceptance...BULLLLL-SHIT!
We, Americans, are more divided now than we ever were, thank you, Black Lives Matter!
Thank you, Cancel, Shame, Ban, Woke Culture! Thank you all you Trans, Nonbinary, 2 Spirit,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, folks muddying Social Courtesies! Everyone is afraid to speak
their mind and greet others for fear of offending someone or losing their career, public figures and
celebs are in lockstep, goosestep, with the LGBTQQ+ Thought Police, Free Speech and
Opinion is Dead! Political Correctness has done a number on original and cutting, edgy
entertainment and the arts, tv, movies, broadway plays, all reboots, remakes, reimaginings,
and musicals, not an original piece to be found, all safe, milk toasty presentations.
We know things were getting stupid when storybooks with chapters and no illustrations were
labeled 'A Novel' under the title or authors name...of course it's a NOVEL! Chapter books sans
pictures are...OBVIOUSLY NOVELS, no need to label them.
I end this rant with a quote from UHF..."STUPID AMERICANS!"
Chevrolet designs for the Stupid American
Instructructions for filling the capless gas tank.
"See what I mean...?"
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Weather Report at the Outset
Rain...harbinger of the week to come...?
It's raining and will be dreary all week due to a storm stuck off the East Coast and
just spinning, great time to hit Atlantic City, NJ! 5 mile boardwalk, sea, sand, casinos,
and attractions! Plenty of inside activities for the Queer Tourist.
There are Gay Bars down there, tho we don't think we'll visit any, being Anti-LGBTQQ-whatever and we can't stand to be around stereotypes with no sense of humor, shallow, in your face, and listening to horrible, alleged dance music, chock full of that faggot fuck beat; the
whole Gay Community has become a bunch of poor me! look at me! whine bags...that's ok,
that's everybody in the U. S. today, all in lockstep, goosestep, with the propaganda of the day,
the propaganda machine spitting out ever changing messages daily.
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So
So...it'll be dreary, so what...? Sew buttons, DaS Mann and Da Butcha are so bright, their
dads call them Sonny!
They spent many a vaca' in worse weather and had a blast!
Neither one has been to Atlantic City, NJ, it'll be a new experience!
They are so excited!
They'll split Lowtown at 8:00 - 9:00 am, motor down to Round Valley Reservoir greenspace for
a picnic lunch, walkies, and pissies, at an alleged cursed reservoir, towns flooded in 1962, and
legend has it an old indian or resident cursed the area and people disappear while boating all
the time, our heroes are not going boating.
After a picnic lunch break, it's onto the seaside resort town upon which the Monopoly Board
Game is based; gonna take a walk, talk a walk, take a walk on the boardwalk.
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Atlantic City at Last
Out of New England rain and into clearing skies as they head towards N. J.
Round Valley Reservoir Recreational Area...Closed Today...the flashing orange lights
spelled out, something about no more potholes, well alrighty then.
We cruise on by through New Jersey Farmland Countryside and suburban homes, spot a
sign, Deer Path Park, arrow points right, we go right to park, use a porta potty or two, have a
picnic lunch, meat, cheese, and veg' wraps with beet tortilla chips and garlic plantain chips,
handcrafted wraps by, Chef Don.
Reset Navigator Tom-Tom for Tropicana Hotel and Casino, Atlantic City, NJ and via interstate,
state, and county routes with a final leg on the AC Expressway, we're deep in the heart of AC, NJ,
we find the hotel ok, the main entry...not so much.
Da Butcha waits in the Malibone illegally parked on a nearby sidestreet for Das G Mann to
check in; the side road dead ends at the Boardwalk, Da Butcha people watches and keeps look out for citation wielding po-po.
DaS checks out the activities available at the park.
DaS Mann eventually calls and announces..."We're In!"
Example of a fun park event after dark.
Da Butcha makes his way back to the main entry for companion pick up.
Well rested, relaxed, and fed
our heroes, Da Butcha & DaS Mann hit the road.
Note partly blue sky above their heads.
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And that is where we leave you for this post,
be with us next time when we begin our adventure in
Atlantic City and New Jersey
in earnest.
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FOURTH of JULY BONUS TRACK
The Ballad of The Oldest Hooker in Dracut
(A Modern Metaphor)
July 4, 2023
INTRO: The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...
The Mayor...
The Head of the Town Council
pimpin' Members gather in dark corners
dress in black hooded cassocks
hold hands in shadowy rooms
encircle ebony falconry statuary
pleasurable favor fees fill coffers...
fees fill coffers...
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
Market Basket bags 'o' tricks
services town business pricks
makes make believe seem real
breaks offer more appeal
multiple partners practice poly-tics...
practice poly-tics...
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
Disposable protection poly-tics
suburbanites build community appeal
economic possibilities surreal
townies insatiable pricks
call girl endlessly walks track turning tricks...
walks track turning tricks...
OUTRO: The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
The Mayor...
Gives head to Town Council
pimpin' Members on street corners
dress in black spike heel cassocks
hold hand jobs in dark motel rooms
delusions of grand statuary
pleasure fees fill offshore coffers...
fill offshore coffers...
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...The Oldest Hooker in Dracut....
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut...
The Oldest Hooker in Dracut.
The Mayor.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
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The Diggers,
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