June 1, 2023 International Queer Pride Month Begins

 

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original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

self proclaimed and realized Queer.

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Queer Agape

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

in honor of Pride,

the gayest of all cereals,

The Breakfast of Queers

dig those rainbow colours, man!

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

hot, fresh, new, poultry cuts for June,

International Queer Pride Month,

not just for GLBT,

for all Homo Sapiens,

Human Pride Month,

because, like it or not,

we're all a little Queer,

and this is the month to unfurl, uncurl, your Freak Flag and let 'er fly!

Celebrate Pride of Who YOU Are,

our species, sameness and differences,

culture, cuisine, race, ethnicity, religious philosophies,

creeds, beliefs, likes, dislikes, wants, needs,

reach out and hug someone;

to hell with what society has told you since the day you were born,

screw those who would cancel, shame, woke, ban YOU,

your opinions, ideas, Art, who you love,

pass judgement as if they know you,

and especially forget those religious philosophies that are all about

love and acceptance except....you;

always remember what Mr. Rogers professed,

it still holds true,

YOU are LOVED

and

YOU Matter,

just the way you are,

good, bad, and ugly.

As for me,

I follow the ancient precepts that predate even Moses,

Love God, Love my Neighbor as Myself,

and I do, Love Myself completely,

the good, bad, and ugly.

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That's our rant for today.

Let us now get on with the fresh cuts...

That 20th Century Art Punk Band, Liverbox, is at it again with their new hit single

of self reflection and questioning...

Side A: Pop Song 2023 Self Induced Rabbit Hole

Survivable gains

forward motion body strains

an endless treadmill

links weigh down, dragging uphill

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

Man's cubed cage attains

exhaustion and frazzled brains

plastic laminate

drag down with contaminate

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

Unbearable pains

cornucopia mare'janes

herb dedicated

neuron ankles steel grated

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

Survivable gains

exhaustion and frazzled brains

herb dedicated

and never satiated

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

never satiated - never satiated - never satiated - never satiated -

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

Alice in Wonderland Chains...Alice in Wonderland Chains...

"Anybody got a joint...?"

Cyan Blue, lead vox

"I feel MUCH BETTER!"

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Side B: Does This Thyroid Make Me Look Fat...?

(Slender Cat Blues)

I once was a long tall humanoid...

Big tits and protruding belly

that jiggle and roll like jelly

waddle rather than walk,

innocent bystanders gawk

x-large hawaiian shirt disguise

distracts from actual size

I once looked like an emo android

then along came Hype Thyroid...

Good ole, Hype, he's just the type

meds calm glandular brain, cause weight gain

honestly friends, let's chat...

does this thyroid make me look fat...?

Does this thyroid make me look...fat?

Physicians care and prescriptions

chills out graves predilections

double x shirts become smaller

look like square dance caller

long tail flannel button down disguise

distracts from super size

I once appeared as hollywood humanoid

then along came  Hype Thyroid...

Good ole Hype, he's just the type

meds calm glandular brain, cause weight gain,

honestly friends, let's chat...

does this thyroid make me look fat...?

Does this thyroid make me look...fat?

"I am a Sexy Beast."

Cyan Blue in his homo studio

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Parting Shot

What's in a Name?

Mitchell Brothers Casting Call

Adult film star, Supaporn Rizzah

sports an extra large whizzah

only one starlet can handle his size

with a two car garage 'tween her thighs,

the dominatrix, Wicked Pizzah.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Seeing Beyond the Shell, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

It's not easy following The Way

but it's worth it.

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Provincetown Brewery Boch IPA;

"I'll insult me tastebuds with a lap!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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