Mother's Day Edition

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

reincarnated...?

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

if you're wondering where you are...

Stonehenge Center of the Multiverse

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

in honor of our mothers and Mother,

BRAN' SPANKIN' NEW STUFF!

So fresh one can smell the free range aroma,

this heifer rambled around the ranch growing fat for a few days,

and once one names a stray, well, one can't eat it,

that would be rude!

Well, we saddled up old Paint and rounded 'er up,

reliving past glory days...

Chuck Wagon Visions

Distant cattle call,

plains, buffalo, Lakota,

drive through their homeland...

fit, muscled body,

saddle worn, trail weathered skin,

bowleg gait swagger...

bootheel spurs jangle,

Colt .45 revolver

holstered heft at hip...

saloon cuisine, poker hands,

high noon showdown shots echo...

Lucid images

deja vu reality

shades of a life past...?

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and if that weren't enough, here's some more new stuff...

a salute to some of our fave writers!

Thrown in for Good Measure

(20th Century & Beyond)

Kesey, Morrison,

Bukowski, and Kerouac,

Real Influencers,

Free of Pretension,

smashing Preconceived Pretense,

button down minds tense;

Bill Burroughs in head

novel worm cut up regrows

non linear tale,

rearranges percepted

chronological telling,

experimental,

freewheel unconscious wordplay,

Sexual Malaise!

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for the big finish,

find someone nearby, anyone,

to perform this piece while reading aloud,

solo, duet, however you feel,

this then is...

Calming Anxiet' Seas

for Mom

04/01/23, 2/30

Tactile texture

hugs are such a small gesture

heart beats cheek to cheek

comforts solace, strength to weak,

centering silent lecture -

Inclusive welcome lecture

You Are Enough, Strong, not weak,

warmth of human cheek,

all is right in world gesture,

peaceful touch texture -

Mother's Day, Sunday, May 14, 2023

Celebrate the Woman who carried you for 9 months in her womb

and pushed you out of her hoo-hah, or by cesarean,

if that doesn't make a Woman a Saint,

I don't know what does.

Have a wonderful day Honoring Mother.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

now, go...and hug some more.

the, Once I Was a Cowpoke, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Longhorn Texas Pilsner;

"I'll bubble up with a strawful of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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