CINCO de MAYO EVE!

 May the Fourth Be with You!

Happy Star Wars Day!

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

antidisestablishmentarianist.

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One of these things is not like the others...

Antidisestablishmentarianist Agape

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Maine Dining Staple Menu

You should see their Whoopee Pies...

WHOO-PEE!

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

some stuff to take one's mind off of the current state of affairs...or not...

we won't get into those things here, we're promoting

Positive Waves, Good Vibes,

and Delicious Food for Thought.

Let's pack it up, pack it in, and begin the beguine with this hot little number

for your Cinco de Mayo Eve Dining and Dancing pleasure...

Catch 22

for NECN

04/16/23, 15/30

Cities in crisis

Evictions, Rent Increases,

Tenants unprepared

rent increases evictions

duplexes turn lux condos.

Characterless lux condos

mortgage foreclosed evictions

owners unprepared

bank ownership increases

cities in crisis...

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Apathy

(or How to Increase Registered Voter Turn Out)

04/29/23, 34/30

Disenfranchised Anarchists

Disenchanted Patriots

Disillusioned Activists

Disaffiliated Rebel Lots

Politically Estranged, seek change,

adrift on sea of old leaders run

positions, points, rearrange,

like wrestlers, characters redone...

Characters Redone...

Neo Extremist Groups overdone

country's politics update, rearrange,

anchor candidates in fair run

citizens catalyst for Democratic Change

Affiliate Rebel Lots

Revitalize Activists

Enchant Patriots

Franchise Anarchists!

Franchise Anarchists!

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Politics Seen...?

(A Hypothetical)

04/29/23, 35/30

Politics Leaders,

Disappointed Citizens,

drop in Reg' Voters;

Whiny Ass Bitches

Cancel, Shame, Ban, Anything

spoil ride for all;

Cities, Towns, Adopt

Inclusive Regulations,

Business follows suit;

Gender - Sexual ID's

muddy Social Courtesies;

Dis'United States

cries of Equal Rights for US

when will light be seen?

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Not to leave you, Dear Reader, all bummed out and shiz,

we bring you this...

Parting Pome

excerpt from Sept 2022 30/30,

09/27/22, 36/30

Pining for Midnight Matinee

Fay Wray and King Kong,

Ron Jeremy's giant schlong,

blood curdling, shrill, screams,

spaceships, aliens, wet dreams,

gone way of Atari Pong.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Serious Pote Rebel without a Pause, selfie;

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offers Brother Coyote a chalice of Green Party Acres Vineyard Cooking Sherry;

"I'll slurp a bitter sip of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.