The Ultimate April Thursday
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Poets who've completed the 30/30 Challenge early.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
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Shipping Crates of yesteryear
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
more selections from the DaBCo Industries Poultry Division
April National Poetry Month 30/30 Challenge.
Month end approaches on Sunday, April 30, 2023,
and it appears we're in arrears
we become anxious with fears
that we'll fail in the 30/30 Project
our success we must protect
so we write to voices encouraging cheers...
"GO, MAN, GO! BLOW, MAN, BLOW! YAY-YIPPEE!"
and so we speed dash towards finish line in an afternoon and evening writing jag...or two.
Let us begin with this piece,
in honor of our most current, bestest buddies,
little ba-na-nas!
Two Crocheted one eye and two eye characters
now have a 'Forever Home'
with 2 little crocheted pals
at the Think Tank Consortium
in the DaBCo Industries Potes Garrett,
this is for Stewart & Kevin.
April 24, 2023, 22/30
Nursery Rhyme/Song
w/a tip 'o' da hat to
ILLUMINATION
Two Minions had 2 little pigs
they raised them on dates, nuts, and figs
hugged them, loved them, called them George,
took them for walks in Warners Gorge,
and won first prizes at 4-H gigs.
Won first prizes at Southern Bar-B-Q gigs
where judges on heaping plates did gorge
on smoked, pulled, and grilled George
with secret sauce of dates, nuts, and figs,
two MInions had 2 little pigs.
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AAHH-WAH-AH-AH! Let's get down with the darkness!
In honor of the most privatest room in da home.
April 25, 2023, 29/30
Shades
(gotta wear)
Mr. Death once again defied
johnny untied, off to one side
pinchin' a loaf, a deuce, a poo
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
Personalities disunified
psyche untied, cut to suicide
feelin' aloof, a dupe, a Pooh
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
Social chaos, can't abide
judge untried, commit to inside
playin' fool, dumbass, anew
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
Dr. Ratchett once again defied
noose untied, cocked to one side
bag a loaf, a douche, a poo
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
lookin' cool in da hospital loo...
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An example of finding inspiration inside, outside, upside down.
April 25, 2023, 27/30
Phase One Now Leasing
(Keeping Up with the Robins)
Forest, field, wetland,
feathered friend sanctuary
conservation trail
winds past new avian homes
bird housing development.
Luxury development
spaced, spectacular view, homes,
near, or far from trail,
mod condo sanctuary
in field, grove, wetland.
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An' den, before we knew it, there we were
April 25, 2023, 10:00 pm,
staring the 30/30 bit right in the face
a blank sheet of paper and an idea,
and with the right tunage and inspiration,
we created this, number thirty of thirty pomes written in
National Poetry Month, April,
not necessarily the final piece written during April...
21st Century Messiah
(Parables in 60 Seconds, or Less)
Honor Ancestors,
Respect Religious Spaces,
Learn World History,
Give Thanks for All Things,
Welcome Strangers into Home,
Share Bounty with Joy,
Life's Hard, Don't Give Up,
Know Self, Love God Faithfully,
and Embrace Neighbors;
Rabbi Carpenter Lessons
perfect for Mass consumption,
J. C. KISS'afied
rendered down to Bullet Points,
Sound Byte Religion.
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Parting Shot
Self Reflection
April 27, 2023, 31/30
Goin' On 195
pot belly rounds over waist...
I CAN'T SEE MY DICK!
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
the, Thinking Lofty Poetic Thoughts, selfie
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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