Lighter Side Diversion

 

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

harried by modern life.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

A relaxing image of...

Ferns, vines, stones and crypt

Promise of New Life

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

a time out from currents events,

short, light, poultry cuts perfect for snacking and...

Bran' Spankin' New!

Coiffed and Mani-Pedi'cured Masses

(Today's Fashion Clothes Horses)

Plastic People mannequin grace

Plastic People mimic the race

Plastic People all over the place

Plastic People all up in my face

Plastic People all up on my case

Clambering throng en masse

a pulsating, writhing mass

from Cali to Mass

kneel and pray in mass

"God, no more, por favor, no mas - no mas - - -"

"No Mas...Amen."

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At Heart

(Ah, Me)

Ah, me...

Gaze at young men with lust in my eyes

fantasize hot kisses on rose pink lips

all about naked bust and thighs

tight embrace, mashing, grinding hips

smooth, unblemished skin, soft hair

cut, hoodie, strong physique, tight ass,

close fitting Pokemon underwear

and full of adventurous sass - - -

Mmmm - adventurous sass - - -

Ah, me...

Long gone are my days of sass

outgrew novelty underwear

nowadays if I score some ass

it's to do my nails and coif my hair

can't ambulate cuz of hips

poor circulation in calves and thighs

and it's lies on anyone's lips

who say, don't look at young with lust filled eyes - - -

Mmmm - lust filled eyes - - -

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Ware, Where, Wear, Wereman?

(Stupid Rock 'n' Roll Lyrics)

NECN News Item:

Man From Ware, MA, is Missing...

Ware Man, where you go?

What you wear, man, do you know?

Wereman, why you frown?

10 miles west of Beantown

Metro po-po on the go go

metro po-po on the go go -

Mauling at Disc' A Go-go

in a mountain valley town

residents  wear a frown

who is culprit, no one know

Wereman, where you go?

Wereman, where you go?

Ware, Man.

(repeat)

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Two Bun Salute

(For the Sit Down Job)

Oh, my poor bottom!

Oh, my sore bum!

Glutes, don't got 'em,

got cushion of purple gum -

Cushion of purple gum -

Oh, my, this cushion rocks!

Support for cracked rump of glass!

So, show me your but'tocks

and I'll show you my ass!

I'll show you my ass!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Serious Pote, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of...Wooden Ships Purple Berry Chablis;

"I'll dye my tongue with that!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.