Light Reading for Time Travel This Weekend

 

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Future, Past, and Present.

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At Coffee Time and There's Always Time for Jello Agape.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a meditative moment

Om

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

our running gag...

NEW SHIZ!

Future

25th Century Vacation

for Buck Rogers

Luxury liner,

long range galactic cruiser,

Star of Astoroth

roars into blast off

space dock magnetic unlock

release to expanse;

pleasure trip 'round sun

snap pix Mercury and Spots

pass Luna's dark side

look Moon Man direct in the face

witness earth's orbiting grace...

Marbleous planet

at universes mercy,

spaceship's perspective.

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Past

Coincidence...?

(I Think Not)

Newton Wayland and

plat'num blond, Rogue Murano,

were Western Marshalls,

Officers of Court,

Authorised Bounty Hunters,

always got their prey.

Insinuated

selves in with banditos, thugs,

bank robber outfits,

other nefarious groups,

captured them all red handed.

Never caught, James Gang,

whose acts strangely ceased when bold

lawmen retired.

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Present

One more for the road

Franks and Beans

for Ben Stiller

Wrangle dangle

wangle angle

untangle position

optimal pose whizzin'

pray zipper don't mangle -

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Time Travel

Residents of the Six New England States, U. S. A,

Don't Forget to Set Your Clocks Ahead 1 hour (:60 minutes)

Saturday - Sunday Night March 11 - 12, 2023

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

in the Think Tank Dining Hall

Obi Wan's

the, Expecting a few Friends and Family Over for Easter Dinner, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Easter Egg Cream;

"I'll colour my palate with a slurp of that!" Coyote barks.

Easter, April 9, 2023

Get your Cadbury and Reeses Eggs NOW!

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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