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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Leprechaun.

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Saint Patrick's Agape

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Stopping to hear the flowers

Obi listens to an Amaryllis

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

in homage of tomorrow, the day when everyone in the U. S. is of

Irish Lineage

if not wholly Irish

their roots all the way back to the Celts

and make Pilgrimages to Mystery Hill, America's Stonehenge,

North Salem, NH,

to Praise the Ancient Gods and Goddesses at Sunrise,

dancing freely, naked along the paths around the grove of fallen boulders,

the ancient well dispels her secrets in misty forms, the snake wall slithers,

weaving in and out of the dancing pagans,

rocking out, whirling, leaping, clapping of hands, rejoicing,

they have built stone structures in honor of their escaping...

ahem, but, we digress...

for those of you not so inclined...

for reading in the nude in the privacy of one's own home

quietly lighting votive candles to the good Saint Pat,

kneeling in prayer and meditation,

holy wine or grape juice, loaf of bread, ready for Communion,

or just eating cuz honoring a saint is hungry work...

ahem, again, we get off point...

perfect for all these activities,

DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division,

Presents:

Saint Patrick's Day Poems!

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Two Pooftahs At the Gay Southie St. Pat's Parade

For DaS Ginger Mann

Ginger muffin tops

green glitter booty short fops

Irish beer in vats

humanely dyed dogs and cats

shamrock bedecked crowds and cops.

Piccolo band salutes cops

clowns buffoon float of hep cats

Irish weed in vats

wear shorts for coolest of fops

my lil Ginger's tops...

Ginger's Tops!

IRISH-american-german, etc...

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"Mommy, Where Do Puppies Come From...?"

"Companionshipmate

interplanetary state

pandimensional

spirit immeasurable

molecular thru stargate - - -

Soft being at garden gate

cutey immeasurable

three dimensional

interconnectedness state

spaceship earth playmate."

"Oh...Bobby said the MSPCA..."

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Hello...It's Me...

(A Meditation)

w/a tip 'o' da hat to the song, In the Land of the Seeking

Hey, God, are you there?

Need Faith in something bigger,

quiet questionings

reach out from where I reside

in the Land of the Seeking...

Continuously seeking,

sit with me where I reside,

answer questionings,

build Faith to something bigger...

Hey, God, are you there...?

(repeat)

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And a Poem inspired by the previous poem

by Guest Poet, Bitsky

A Little Poetry Emerges

Flight takes time, 

No switch to flip, 

Gotta turn to goo 

For this beauty sleep 

Once awake 

With crustless eyes 

I spread my wings wide 

And try for the sky

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Parting 17 Piece

Single McChicken Haiku

(verbatim)

McDonald's bag asks,

"Will you share this meal with me?"

Drive Thru Communion...?

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For more on Saint Patrick,

follow this link:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Guinness Extra Stout;

"I'll satisfy my inner Irish with a slug of that!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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