POTUS SMOTE US
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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the
innocent bystander.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Merrimack River Debris
Evidence of Lowtown's Industrial Revolution Past.
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New Social Commentary Shee-ite!
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Ticker-Tape Stock is Down
a 21st Century Folk Song
w/a tip 'o' da hat to Bette Davis Eyes
& Neill
Fine young lad hair cut neat and clean
was drafted into service at age of 18
as one of the few, the proud, a Marine -
Drill Sarge turned him from babe in a pram
to a grunt who didn't give a damn,
and shipped him off to Vietnam -
Did his patriotic bid in Vietnam
became a hero worth a damn
saved platoon from exploding pram -
Returned home a decorated Marine
after month in country 18
a worn torn man hair high'an'tight clean -
Homeland's welcome seemed to evaporate
for valorous sacrifice folks would berate,
He's got baby rapist eyes! Baby Rapist Eyes!
He'll impinge you, infringe you,
conserve you, reserve you,
he's got baby rapist eyes! Baby Rapist Eyes!
Baby Rapist Eyes!
Out of the fire into the frying pan
from Korea to Afghanistan
claiming many a fine young man -
Memorial Day, memories last
servicemen and scouts parade past
flags fly at half mast -
Traditions upheld at half mast
half assed, fade into past,
honor, recognition don't last -
VFW speaker hollow, haunted man,
survived two tours Afghanistan,
relates return home history deadpan -
There was no welcome to evaporate
no one knew we served, so didn't berate,
He's got baby rapist eyes! Baby Rapist Eyes!
he'll impinge you, infringe you,
conserve you, reserve you,
he's got baby rapist eyes! Baby Rapist Eyes!
Baby Rapist Eyes!
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Pinstripe Shareholder
(Function Over Fashion)
No one knows who'll begin to shoot,
workplace, mall, mild mannered, brute,
near commonplace occurrence crests
sales are up for bulletproof vests,
I'm investing in a 3 piece kevlar suit -
average list price $1,000.00
to complete the attire,
a 21st Century Top Hat
and Kevlar Tie
On his 'Reflections Tour'
$3.99
Total cost, $1,303.99 plus tax.
Feeling of False Sense of Security...Priceless.
Mastercard.
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Parting Shot
A very special performance appearance
Timmy Turtle sings for The Mallard Family,
"Down by the river, I shot my baby..."*
*Down by the River, N. Young
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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Health Risk Warning:
This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;
if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,
reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.
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