OH NO! FRIDAY the THIRTEENTH COMES ON A...

FRIDAY THIS MONTH!

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Goddess struggling for attention.

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a moment of calm sun, clouds, and blue sky

for meditation on this unsunny, cloudy, grey day in New England.

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

MORE BRAN' SPANKIN' NEW SCHTUFF!

In case you, Dear Reader, were beginning to question the

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, Politically Incorrect Zone, For Entertainment Purposes Only

at the opening of this Google Blog

due to the gentle, inoffensive, poultry cuts presented over the past few months,

today we bring you back to reality;

the exits are there, there, and there...

you are warned.

This week, in honor of

Friday the Thirteenth,

we have a special guest 'Tribute Band',

formally known as 'Cover Bands',

the multiracial, all female identifying group,

Riff Randall & the Kates,

the premier Ramones Tribute outfit

with their homage to the Ramones

and two other rockin' bits of their own creation...

HEY-HO, LET'S GO!

Please, put your hands together and welcome...

Riff Randall & the Kates!

GABBA-GABBA-HEY!

ONE - TWO - THREE - FOUR!

Well worn boat shoe chucks,

ripped jeans, miss looped studded belts,

self proclaiming T's

leather, long hair, shades,

menacing rose tint glasses,

axes slung down low,

front-man hangs on mic,

axemen assume position,

four chords and a beat,

sonic assault, cymbals crash,

DDT - LOBOTOMY!

Performance Art Band

Blitzkrieg The Dance Floor Movement!

Long Live the Ramones!

"Phil Ramone would be proud." Paul McCartney, Beatles, Wings

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Spare Change

(Poetry - Jazz Odyssey)

in which the LOOP is the rhythm track throughout the piece

LOOP: There's something happening here...

what it is ain't exactly clear...clear...

ain't exactly...obvious...obvious...

Buffalo Springfield & Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly)

[Start LOOP]

Welcome to the 21st Century

era of technological advancements

Promise of Peace, Love, and Harmony,

All Humankind has Life's Accoutrements;

Universal Equality Star Trekian,

Social Etiquette's pandemicly turned

Orwell, Weill, Brechian,

Common Sense and Courtesy burned,

Common Sense and Courtesy burned -

[Stop LOOP]

*MINI-CHORUS: Then Covid Hit and everything went to shit (2X)*

[Start LOOP]

Mayhem reigns, cars crash storefronts,

high speed rear enders, hit and runs,

fights, knifings, by public school cunts,

municipal streets overrun by guns;

continuous squabbles, conflicts, wars,

viral gangs, migrants, drugs, crimes,

increased aid to foreign shores,

on the cusp at the End of Times...

on the cusp at the End of Times - - -

[Stop LOOP]

CHORUS:

This used to be a Safe Planethood,

Respect for each other, life was good,

got progressively worse, bit by bit,

then Covid Hit and everything went to shit,

and if I could leave this earth, I would,

if I could leave this earth, I would...

[Start LOOP]

Spin, spin, spin, black hole circle obliviously,

altered mind state Simeon

monuments crumble obviously

monorail races to oblivion;

signal ancestral stars of Orion,

Calgonites take me away!

Express Ticket I'm buyin'

to a distant galactic day,

to a distant galactic day!

<Space Bridge w/[LOOP] & *MINI-CHORUS*>

<STOP Space Bridge w/[LOOP] & *MINI-CHORUS*>

CHORUS:

This used to be a Safe Planethood

Respect for Others, All Life was Good,

got progressively worse, bit by bit,

then Covid Hit and everything went more to shit,

and if I could leave this earth, I would...

If I could leave this earth...I surely would...

[Start LOOP]

CHORUS REPRISE:

A Safe Planethood,

'spect for Others, All Life is Good,

Covid Hit, bullshit,

Upward Progress, bit by bit,

if could save this earth...I would...

Save this Earth I would...

I Would...

I Will...

change begins with me.

God Bless Us Everyone!

Have a Nice Day!

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Whispers Sung in the Dark

Stupid Rock and Roll Lyrics

w/Neill Chassidy, SMB, Blind Lemon Jeffie da Pooh

and Lil Paul

Downtown Tijuana

one can get what they wanna

hy-test sticky marijuana

to deadly bella donna,

and down a magical alley in back

from blue lit shadows calls of joy

bordello denizens walk the track

every type and age of gigolo boy...

quietly singing...

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

¡Chupa mi pinga! ¡Chupa mi pinga!

¡Beso mi culo! ¡Beso mi culo!

Chupa mi naga! Chupa mi naga!

Cuidado! Pyao-feyo! Pyao-feyo! HA-HA!

Comida gratis!

Chupa mi pinga! Chupa mi pinga!

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

Babble translates song of gigolo boy

as window-shop along the track

soon understand their calls of joy

down that magical alley in back

gold crosses palm of Madame Donna

for soloist and marijuana

scoring exactly what wanna

dueting down in Tijuana...

quietly singing...

dinky! Dinky! Dinky!

Suck my dick! Suck my dick!

Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass!

Suck my ass! Suck my ass!

Caution! Fart! Fart! HA-HA!

Free Food!

Suck my dick! Suck my dick!

Dinky! Dinky! Dinky!

quietly singing...

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

¡Chupa mi pinga! ¡Chupa mi pinga!

¡Beso mi culo! ¡Beso mi culo!

Chupa mi naga! Chupa mi naga!

Cuidado! Pyao-feyo! Pyao-feyo! HA-HA!

Comida gratis!

Chupa mi pinga! Chupa mi pinga!

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

loudly singing...

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

Dinky! Dinky! Dinky!

Chupa mi pinga! Chupa mi pinga!

Suck my dick! Suck my dick!

Beso mi culo! Beso mi culo!

Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass!

Chupa mi naga! Chupa mi naga!

Suck my ass! Suck my ass!

Cuidado! Pyao-feyo! Pyao-feyo! HA-HA!

Caution! Fart! Fart! HA-HA!

Comida gratis!

Free food!

Chupa mi pinga! Chupa mi pinga!

Suck my dick! Suck my dick!

Pinga! Pinga! Pinga!

Dinky! Dinky! Dinky!

PINGA!

DINKY!

Let's get high and have fun!

THANK YOU, OBI WAN!

WE'RE

RIFF RANDALL & THE KATES!

GOOD NIGHT, VINCE LOMBARDI HIGH, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

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Parting Rant & Educational Moment

It's 2023 and some people continue to spray paint hate messages in our collective community,

and the most commonly recognised graffiti is, The Swastika,

misunderstood and usually misrepresented by being incorrectly spritzed onto the chosen canvas.

We, DaBCo Industries Poultry Division, do not condone this behavior,

however, we do support education.

Everyone is welcome to their opinions and to share them on various media platforms,

if one is to spread these messages of hate spray painted on billboards, buildings,

and the like, please, choose your Swastika for your message,

and display it correctly.

Here are some samples

and not to be confused with the Infamous Nazi Symbol,

The Hindu, Buddhist, Swastika.

An example featuring the definition

Multiple meanings, Good Luck, Infinity, Well Being, Light, the Sun...

As Defined by Google:

swas·ti·ka

/ˈswästəkə/

noun

1.
an ancient symbol in the form of an equal-armed cross with each arm continued at a left or right angle,
used especially in South Asia as a symbol of good luck or spirituality.
"the swastika in India is an ancient Hindu symbol"

Traditional Buddha with Swastika

2.
a symbol in the form of a black cross with each arm bent clockwise at a right angle,
used as the emblem of the German Nazi Party 1930's - 1945, and Neo Nazi Parties.
"a Nazi with swastikas on his sleeves"