On the 10th Day Before Christmas, My Ginger Love Sent to Me...

Ten Gay Lords a Leaping...

MY FAVORITE!

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

holiday shopper, planner with 10 days left to go until the big day.

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Season Past River Rock Agape Reflections

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

After a wild summer romance

breaking up is hard to do

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

more unposted stuff

also known as...

NOUVEAU SHIZNAT!

Fresh, Flash Frozen, Free Range Poultry Cuts,

perfect for all  your holiday feasting and giving needs,

and, as always, 100% Organic and Grass Fed,

from your friends at DaBCo Industries Poultry Division.

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Wordplay Thought:

Adam, I Sperma

I'm perishable

pod dies, life rises from death

Imperishable

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On the opposite end of Xmas

Blasphemous Rumors

(It's a Sign!)

One Sunday at Church...

Think wallet's empty,

discover two 10's, sawbucks,

Holy Penny shades,

Roman numeral

honorable offering,

X Crucified Christ

alongside two thieves

sin, repentance, redemption,

and Heaven's Reward;

repentless partner in crime

committed to...Other Place...

two friends surprise tithe

last bills in fold are...crosses...

God's Sense of Humor.

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And speaking of the Great Spirits Great Sense of Humor...

here's a seasonal series we know the Good Lord will really like!

Get Down, Make...

Mary wasn't God's first try

that honor goes to one night in N. Y,

at cast party of a Broadway Show

took home a beauty for some voe-dee-oh-doe-doe,

but, it was the star of M. Butterfly.

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Wasn't the Placebo

What if Mary part of group

impregnated with Heavenly Goop,

and out of entire lot

Jesus Carpenter only One caught

in Religious Time Loop?

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Infinite Possibilities

Mary part of group

seeded with Heavenly Goop;

of entire lot,

Jesus Christ only One caught

in Philosophy Time Loop.

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Quantum Leap of...

(Philosophical Time Loop)

A Carol

Jesus Born on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day

Quantifiable Truth none can say, none can say

Astrophysics postulates date, postulates date

Cosmic Occurrence lead wise heads of state, wiseheads of state

whatev'...gotta take fact on Faith anyway, fact on Faith anyway!

Merry Winter Solstice!

Joyous Yuletide!

&

Happy New Year!

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Parting Shot

Two Giants of New England Poultry

CAT, petite, unassuming, & Da Butcha, larger than life!

spotted coolin' out like criminals in Copley Square,

Beantown, Taxachewtits

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Bethlehem Hives Infused Honey Mead;

"I'll muddy my synapses with a gulp!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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