December 2022 Resolves to Concede to January 2023

 

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

resolution maker.

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sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Lowtown Summer Resident cooling their feet in a canal

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Bran' Spankin' New Shee'ite!

CHRISTMAS DAY POMES!

Dashing Condo

Dashing down to parents condo

on Christmas Eve to avoid the snow

wake wearing jammies in the dawn

but, there's no stairs to sit on

for the New PJ Fashion Show...

the New PJ Fashion Show -

Critter and New PJ Fashion Show

split level ranch stairs we sat on

wearing grandparents xmas jammies at dawn

on Christmas Morn, fresh with snow,

in the days before parents condo...

the days before parents condo -

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Handful of Warmth

w/a tip 'o' da hat to, WHAM!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

you turned around and gave me a fart

I prepared you a healthy meal

you gave my crotch a sniff and a feel,

and I knew, you're my dog 'til death do we part.

Merry Christmas, Rex!

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Edible Effigy Irony

Santa kicked back, merrily content,

post Xmas rounds and everywhere he went,

cookies, glass of milk, for job well done,

he ate and drank each and every one,

ginger claus' with great enjoyment.

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Parting Pome

2022 was full of fun & frivolity,

tho some of us did pass on to the next realm,

this is for them & those left standing.

Dear Brothers & Sisters

for Adam I

After all the accolades are spoken

life begins to rebuild the broken

amid holiday decorations

past days recollections,

feasts, inviting kinfolk in...

Photo collage of kinfolk in

family passed on live in recollections

and Heaven exists in decorations,

chain can never be broken,

memories in glittering prayers unspoken...

glittering prayers unspoken.

Amen.

Peace.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the Holiday Exhaustion selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

don't worry, he'll be rested up for 12/31/22

NEW YEAR'S EVE!

See you in 2023!

"HAP'PEE NEW YEAR!" Frosty the Snowman

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Brut Champagne;

"I'll bubble up with a snort of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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