Turkey Day Looms on the Horizon

 

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

young at heart.

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10/30/22 Trunk, or Treat Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

What's My Line?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Hey, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

NEW POULTRY CUTS!

Hot, Fresh, & Good!

Backyard Grace

Hung from oaken limb

rope strung up, galvanized hardware,

hooks and loops, reenforce connections;

sit comfortably on board,

kick legs, lean back and forth,

back and forth, rope softly stiff in hands,

overhead, branch creaks, sways with rhythm,

back and forth, back and forth, body in motion,

limbs and torso rhythmically, bodily, back and forth,

higher...Higher...HIGHER!

Wind in my face...feel the wind in my face...

hair, eyelashes, blown back and forth,

back and forth...HIGHER-HIGHER!

Cheat gravity to limits of arcing swing,

pendulum like, gravity pulls back down to earth,

momentum brings me up again!

Forward! Backward! FORWARD! BACKWARD!

HIGHER-HIGHER-HIGHER!

Kick legs forward, baby toes outstretched,

kick legs backward, big toes stretch to max,

BACKWARD! FORWARD! BACKWARD! FORWARD!

JUMP!!

I'm Flying! I'M FLYING!

if only for a moment...

land on feet with a thud

tuck and roll tumble laughing...

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

Get up and do it again.

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Discount - Cut Out Bins

She sounds like Stevie, and he like The King,

hear influences when they sing!

Bands with pitch of Stones and Zep'

21st Century youth classic rock hep...

might as well buy the real thing.

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Parting Shot

JC & The Disciples sing Motown and Other Hits

"Stop! In the name of LOVE!"

Available now on records, tapes, & cds.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Shrine to Self, selfie.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Plymouth Rolling Rock Lager;

"I'll lap a lap of that!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;

if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.