Illustrated Late Edition - Late R'October Highlights

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

xfinity tech-geek squad.

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Red Line Agape

Jeffie da Pooh, DaS Ginger Mann, CAT, T'Bone, & Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a glimpse into yesteryear

Boot Mills & Trolley at Full Stop

Lawtown National Historic Park

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

highlights of a Birthday Tattoo...

Obi Wan & CAT

chaperoned by DaS Ginger Mann,

motored up to Old Port, Portland Maine,

down across from the docks,

in a basement unit,

Gemstone Tattoo,

by appointment only,

https://gemstonetattoo.com/

designs sent via electronic mail,

fine tuned in the office,

and off they went...

Obi went first,

as his is a bit more intricate than CAT's.

From Stencil & Hand Drawn outline to, Finished Skin Art,

Lion for all our Leo Friends, continuation of ivy, ring of fire, & dressed,

tag team design by Obi, T'Bone, & Gemma, Gemstone Tattooist;

Leo stencil, two sizes, CAT, in an attitude of getting fresh ink,

Traditional Djembe for Jaime Smythe, hand drummer extraordinaire; designs in prep,

CAT & Gemma in a Norman Rockwell Moment....

or two...Djembe in transition,

inprocess display of her new tatt', CAT beams; finished product;

to add to the pain of a new tattoo, parking at Gilbert's Chowder House

WARNING:

$8/HOUR + 7% SERVICE FEE = $8.75

for one hour...WHAAAT?!?!?

We were already parked, you only live once,

and Gilbert's is a great seafood joint!

"why not?" queries crane, stoically studying stream, ivy replies, "dance."

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The day after, unbandaged & washed,

"I must laugh...ME...tattoo'd...imagine...tee-hee-hee..."

"I'm too sexy for my ink..."     ROAR!

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and where was that quintet pictured earlier going on 'Red Line'?

On down to Beantown, Hub of the Universe,

for the Book Fair, breathe some fresh city air,

wander Newbury & Commonwealth,

enjoy the parkways fair, breathe deep fresh air,

so much to see, too much to curse

thank god for youth so fair, pocketful of fresh air,

relaxing dirty chai tea, and walk for their health,

snap artsy-fartsy photo fare, free gallery out in fresh air!

"I'm not waiting on a pisser, I'm just waitin' on a..."

"I tell ya, CAT, ya gotta stop an' HEAR the Roses!"

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Lowtown Fog

"SPOOOO'KEE!"

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Parting Shots

"FLASHER-FLASHER!!"

"What? NO! I'm waving to Al over there!

Al, HEY, AL!"

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Lady Chatterley's Lite Lager;

"I'll sprinkle my tastebuds with that for a dollar!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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