Day After the Day of the Dead

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect...

our ancestors who broke on through to the other side.

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Homemade Hairdo Agape;

DaS Ginger Mann, Jeffie da Pooh, & Neill Chassidy,

Think Tank Consortium Kitchen.

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a Haiku Photograph

green shade turns yellow

currents carry nurishment

mother's buffet wanes

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

NEW SHEE'ITE!

or SHIZNAT!

if one prefers.

Onion Field

(of Dreams)

Eating orchids, forget me nots,

irises of purplish blue,

pulled bleeding heart string rots

tulip bulb sprouts anew...

If life is a garden and I its hewer,

you are the fertilizer

100% cow manure,

enriching plot, gardner wiser...

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Gimme a Paper Towel

(Poem from a Song)

In Honor of Day of the Dead

You asked me to skip school

pretended to be uncool

I thought you were groovy

we took in a movie

you called me cerebral

then dubbed me absolute evil

we had a kinky race off

and then I ate your face off

it was wickedly unexpected,

you didn't know me like you thought you did,

didn't know me like you thought you did...

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!

HAPPY

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Job - job

(yin - yang)

I wear a good man's robe

you can call me Job

I'm an average slob

got a 9 to 5 job

tag on left earlobe...

Grieve when there's a prob'

trust God's doing job,

Lord's reasons, don't probe,

Faithful as Job,

to Almighty, Praises sob...

A Legend around the globe,

I am incarnate Job,

don't lie, cheat, or rob,

Honest Faith's a full time job,

heavy is this good man's robe...

heavy is this Good Man's Robe.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Parting Shot

No Such Thing as a Bad Picture

the, No Signed Release Forms, selfie

Amram Jam, LCK 10/09/22

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Plymouth Rock Indian Paleface Ale;

"I'll thankfully have a snort of that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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