R'OCTOBER!
Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;
any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the
Rock an' Roller.
Rt. 38 Tewksbury Ma
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Communion with Blessed Pets Agape.
Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
Housing Shortage?
What Housing Shortage?
Birds Adaptable Light Pole Nest
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
in honor of Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk's Birth Month,
he'll be 60 years old this Saturday, R'October 8, 2022...
WOW!
He survived 30 years longer than he expected!
He'll be celebrating all weekend way down in Lowtown MA
at Lowtown Celebrates Saint Jack Kerouac,
c'mon down & join the fun!
Welcome to
R'OKTOBER'FEST 2022
the time of year when it's...
OK TO BIER FEST!
& Lowtown Celebrates Kerouac
Columbus/Indigenous Peoples Day/Weekend
Let us start with a Tribute to Rock & Roll & Parody Songs
Christopher Bangles Blues
w/a tip 'o' da hat to
Prince, The Bangles, & Weird Al Yankovic
No alarm clock ring
no radio - tv talk show buzz
no clothed comrades visiting
no pj's an' slippies day cuz...
no pj's an' slippies day cuz....
CHORUS:
Just another Naked Sunday
tomorrow's Monday
today's my Funday
Just another Naked Sunday
just another Naked Sunday -
Kicked BF to curb with cock ring
brewed up high test death wish buzz
roomies gone a visiting
vacate house all Sabbath Day cuz...
vacate house all Sabbath Day cuz...
CHORUS:
Eat bon-bons, watch old cinema
vacuum, dust, wash dishes
give the cat a caffeine enema
let him loose to do as he wishes...
let him loose to do as he wishes...
CHORUS:
Dress as film noir cinema
read movie mags, Rona's Dishes
give self THC enema
let loose, do as Mary wishes...
let loose, do as Mary wishes...
CHORUS:
No alarm clock ring
no radio - tv talk show buzz
no clothed comrades visiting
no pj's an' slippies day cuz...
no pj's an' slippies day cuz....
CHORUS:
Just another Naked Sunday
tomorrow's Monday
today's my Funday
Just another Naked Sunday
just another Naked Sunday -
Naked Sunday...YAH!
"I am a Sexy Beast!"
"Praise Be to the Great Spirit Creator!"
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Rocks Share Their Wisdom
Babson Rock & Roll Trail, Dogtown, MA
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In the spirit of Parody, here's another Rocker
A - I Girlfriend
(Riffin')
w/a tip 'o' da hat to Dexys Midnight Runners
Come in Eileen
it's all on 'er face
let the dog lick 'er clean
an' put 'er in 'er place!
Come on Eileen
it's all on 'er back
get a rag that's clean
an' nex' time, blow in 'er crack!
Come on Eileen
it all o'er belly
made a mess obscene
an' leave 'er to watch tellie!
Come on Eileen
yer so relatable
always get what I mean
for an Artificial Inflatable...
an Artificial Inflatable!
Yah!
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Parting Shot
Crow Solo
"It's the same story the crow told me
It's the only one he know
Like the morning sun you come
And like the wind you go..."
It's the only one he know
Like the morning sun you come
And like the wind you go..."
Uncle John's Band, Grateful Dead
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Now we're not sayin' we love donuts or anything,
buuuuuuuuut....
THE BEST DONUTS...EVAH!
and the coffee is better than Dunks, too.
Plus, Cool Men's Restroom Art
Makes one want to go out and buy a Beemer R90.
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
"I got a HUGE glazed-choc cruller!"
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Winter Palace Pumpkin Spice Ale;
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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or
dabsasp@gmail.com
Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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Health Risk Warning:
This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;
if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,
reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.
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