R'October Rocks On, Rolls Along...Go, Man, GO!

 



Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;
original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,
Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Libras on the Cusp.

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All Waterfowl Inclusive Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Silly Expressions Selfies
"You're gonna EAT that?!?!"

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
R'October is chock a block full of fun activities,
which we will post once we have a moment to
actually sit down and gather our thoughts & photos
encapsulating the best month of the year!

In the meantime,
enjoy these short, silly, pomes.

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BOING!
(Sonnetanku of Lost Lines)


If I were bookie,
fortuneless fortune cookie,
but, then again...no...

I can't change myself
yam who yam, crash into me,
embrace deepest thoughts

assimilation
circuitry renovation
vital signs rising
morals uncompromising
whip to cooperation

candyland of wood
lay bets on grape smuggler wares
if I were bookie...

"I'm WHAAAT?!?!?"
Sunrise, Sunset...
October 8, 2022

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Sounds Like Latin for $500, Alex
(What is...)
w/a tip 'o' da hat to BONES

Ipso Facto Columbo Oreo
Oh-oh-oh-Oreo Cookie - Monchichi!
Shakira - Shakira Chaka Khan Clodumbo
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo-apropo of nothing
and Bob's yer Uncle,
yo-ho-ho a basket 'o' laundo
prep'd to go, don'tcha know!
Don'tcha know!
Ipso Facto Columbo Oreo
Oh-oh-oh-Oreo Cookie - Monchichi!
Monchichi!

YAH!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
"I'm not waiting on a lady,
I'm just waiting on an alien abduction...
Greys...take me away!"

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Pawtuckaway Brewery Autumnal IPA;

"I'll take a taste test of that!" Coyote barks.

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contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or
dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;
if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,
planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,
reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,
listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,
do not discontinue use.

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