OH NO FRIDAY the THIRTEENTH COMES ON A...

 THURSDAY in R'OCTOBER!

and

THAT'S...

TODAY!

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

Churchy Lafemme type.

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Poetry & Jazz Agape, John Sinclair & David Amram

Old Worthen House, Lowtown Celebrates Kerouac

Amram Jam, Su 10/09/22

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Feathered Friends

"I'm not waitin' on a lady, I'm just waitin' on a fish..."

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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Social Commentary

Transmission Waves Good Buy

or Telecommunications Economics

(Flippin' Phone)

Cell phone companies did a great job

got a cellie purchased by every slob

walkin', drivin' down the street

in hand, hands free, all the folks I meet,

voice, text, tweet, wiffie,

streaming media idiocy

pocket pc demands attention

cloud supplies memory retention

eyes locked on palm size screen

moldy content turns brain cells green,

moldy content turns brain cells green...

green, green, it's not easy being green...

Oh, yes, Cell phone co's did a fine job

selling want as NEED to every slob

call from any place, home to street,

receive calls anywhere, work to track meet!

Universal, global access, hi-speed wiffie!

Satellites beam cultural idiocy

overflow for later attention

googling yahoo bytes retention!

Bluetooth plug in television screen

larger images turn Soul to Green,

larger images turn Soul to Green...

green, green, it's not easy being green...

YAH! Cell phone companies do a grand job

keeping units in hands of citizen slob

Board Execs live on secure gated street

average joe they'll never really meet

produce beams of infinite wiffie

and enable streams of content idiocy,

when stocks fall, they pay attention,

create NEW! IMPROVED! product for retention

faster, hi-def, locks eyes to screen

keeps stockholders rolling in the green,

keeps stockholders rolling in the green...

green, green, rolling in the green...

green, green, rolling in the green...

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Cap'n Kirk Coda

(Never an Alien Around When One Needs One)

I'll take Stupid Phone

send - receive text and voice calls

I'm sure...not alone...

Sure, I'm not alone,

all we need  text and voice calls,

we'll keep Star Trek phone - - -

Beam me up Scottie,

there's no intelligent life

here on planet Earth...

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Cancel - Shame This Woke Muthafluffahs!

(Artist's Zippy)

Artist's Breathtaking Career Destroyed,

Early Fame Gone,

Hippies Immolated, Just Killed, Livelihood,

Maliciously Nuked Opinions;

Personal Qualms Regarding

Society's Treatment Unpopular Viewpoints,

Whinebags eXclamations,

Yowling Zero.

Artist Believes, Cannot Destroy

Earlier Fames Grand Headlines,

Infamous, Justifiable King, Legend, Myth,

Nouveau Orgasmic Poet!

Quizzing Religious, Slammers Tremble,

Undiscovered Virgins Weep;

eXcommunicated,

Yells Zingers.

Artist Births Career Daringly,

Elongates Freedom's Grasp,

Hires Insidious Jackals;

Killer Lawyers Make No Overt Plays,

Quickly Restitution's Serious Terms Unbreakable,

Virgin Witnesses eXclaim

"Yippee Zippy!"

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One for the Road

Autumnal Crawl

Autumnal Leaves fall

draught year colours forest pall

criminals on run

umber suits tumble in fun

into dens animals crawl.

Forest Entry Road, mid afternoon,

Pawtuckaway State Park, Nottingham, NH, USA

Fr 10/07/22

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"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

if the creek don't rise and the extraterrestrials are willing

we'll do it all again next..."

"Evidence of Present Day ALIENS!"

Site of many sightings...

Pawtuckaway State Park.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Uncle Ben's Aunt Jemima Blueberry Port;

"I'll colour my tongue with a sip!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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