Burn, Baby, BURN!
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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...
Citizens of Black Rock City, past, present, & future.
Crane ponders the meaning of life on the Merrimack.
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Reptilian Reflections Agape.
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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
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sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...
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Parting Shot
and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
the first day of September 2022,
public schools, colleges, universities, are in session,
and who remembers this childhood game?
Chinese school has just begun, no more laughing, no more fun,
if you show your teeth, or tongue, you will have a penalty done.
Politically Incorrect? Perhaps,
but the Priests & Nuns wouldn't allow us to say,
Cath'lic School has just begun...
Today, of course, one must start,
Serious School,
which isn't as much fun.
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On that note, here are some more new items on the shelves...
D. C. Comics
(3 out of 3)
w/a tip 'o' da hat to, Shane
Where is Superman?
Whatever happened to, Clark?
Gone with the phone booth?
Can't change in cellie,
men's room is creepy...alley...?
Where does he put suit?
Clark Kent would find way
he's resilient, resourceful;
what if retired?
Too many Superheroes
competing to battle crime...
Superman! Come Back!
We Need You! Perry Wants You!
And Lois Loves You!
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This is the week before Labor Day
and we all know what that means...
Wealthy Artists gather in the Black Rock Desert
to Burn the Man!
Yes, the Freak Fest of the Rich & Famous Artist,
now priced out of range for the common, everyday, poor starving artist,
The Black Rock Arts Festival
featuring
The Burning Man.
In honor of this auspicious event that Da Butcha & CAT
attended back in the day,
before it became way too expensive,
The Think Tank will hold
Burning Man Jr
featuring a burning effigy of The Man
as well as a cook out over open propane flames.
In an attitude of The Burn,
Da Butcha & CAT
Burner Veterans & Poets.
Here now is one of four Ceremonial Pomes to be read and burned
at the celebration.
Able Zow +
(Burning Man Jr A to Z A'Zanka)
Chorus: A - B - C - 1 - 2 - 3 - Come with me
to the playa of an inland sea, to the playa of an inland sea!
Able Burner Congregants Dance,
Enjoying Fire, Gyrating Hypnotically,
Instigating Juggling,
Kick-ass Libations, Mobile Niceties,
Open Parties, Quicksilver Reunions,
Structure Technologies Under View,
Wild exuberant Yowling Zaniness!
Chorus: A - B - C - 1 - 2 - 3 - Come with me
to the playa of an inland sea, to the playa of an inland sea!
All Burners Can Dance,
Eel, Froog, Get High, Ids Jingle,
King Leer Mans Nude Ox,
Pink Queen Ruffs Studs, Twinks Up Verve,
Wicked eXcited Yell, "ZOW!"
Chorus: A - B - C - 1 - 2 - 3 - Come with me
to the playa of an inland sea, to the playa of an inland sea!
Aboriginal'like Burners Cathartic Destruction,
Effigy Flames Grow Higher Inciting Joviality,
Kismet Lights Memories, Nero Offers Pyrotechnics,
Quantum Reveler Shells Tear, Untether Veils,
Wanton exultant Yelp..."ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH-DAY!"
Chorus: A - B - C - 1 - 2 - 3 - Come with me
to the playa of an inland sea, to the playa of an inland sea!
A - B - C - 1 - 2 - 3 - Come with me
to the playa of an inland sea, to the playa of an inland sea!
TO THE PLAYA OF AN INLAND SEA!!
ABLE BURNER CONGREGANTS...
DANCE!
After Burn Facial Hair Selfie
the bearded, chap lipped, & specs askew,
Da Butcha
post 10 days on the playa...
"GOOD TIMES! GOOD TIMES!"
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Timmy Turtle covers Tim Curry in solo performance
"Workin' on my tan..."
"Nikki's at the campsite in the caravan
On the Riviera
Every night the bugs bite
Catch her if they can
But she don't hear of it
She say
"I'm working on my tan
Oh man,
I'm working on my tan
Oh man,
Working on my tan"
Harvey sings calypso in the hotel band
But it's just financial
Playing for the dipsodes, and the also-ran
But he ain't anxious, Man,
He say, "I'm workin' on my tan
Oh man
I'm working on my tan.
Oh man
Workin' on my tan."
Hunt yourself and island
Hitch down to the beach
The sun belong to everyone,
In everybody's reach
If confined to dry land,
Peel yourself a peach (or Heal yourself a beach, you decide)
Hey c'mon, son of a gun
Do I have to teach you what to say?
Take a bus, take a truck.
Take a bus, take a truck
Take a bus, take a truck
But take along, your good look!
Do it in Jamaica
Do it in Japan
Do it in Siberia
Give us all a break and do it in Iran
Do it in Afghanistan.
Everybody say ay
I'm working on my tan. Oh man!
I'm working on my tan. Oh man!
Working on my tan!
Sunshine
Sunshine
Sunshine
Sunshine!"
Source: LyricFind
(Songwriters: Babbit / Collins / Curry / Kamen / Kulick / Tschudin
Working on My Tan lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5A3MGKbKNA
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
and Burner,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
just a toddler in blog years.
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