Vacations in the Record Books, Time Now for...

 

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

short poem fan.

***

Merrimack River All Inclusive Agape

& Social Distancing in Action

***

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

Pineapple Stuck in Canal Spillway Currents Photo Study

the question is...

will it take root & grow?

***

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents,

now that vacations are over & done with, DaBCo Industries, Poultry Division

brings you, Dear Reader,

NEW SHIT!

Yes, indeed, throughout all this vacation journaling we also wrote other pieces,

which we will share now that the Travelogue is complete,

but, the travels are not over for this old pote and his gang,

which will get you eventually.

We'll keep it short after all those words and pictures of the previous posts,

Let us begin...the beguine...

***

Avanti Zippie

(It's a Gas)

for, G. E. Harlan

ME Poet & Car Enthusiast

Avanti, Barchetta, Chevy, Dodge, Edsel, Ford,

Gremlin, Hornet, International, Jeep, K-car,

Lexus, Maserati, Nash, Opal, Plymouth...

Quick Running Sportsters Touring Unapologetically,

Viewing World eXclusively,

Yelling, "Zippie!"

***

Declaration of Higher Aspiration

(& Redaction)

Fallin' off barstool

goin' down to Liverpool,

gonna join big band,

be team player, won't gran'stand,

leader can be up front fool...

I play kazoo like a fool,

sheet music don't uner'stand...

best stay with this band

in dim saloon, shootin' pool,

rentin' a bar stool,

rentin' a bar stool...

***

Maleficent and Hunter

"Snow's fairer than me?

unbelievability!

I'M Fairest of All!

Just in case, give Huntsman call

to end threat to royalty."

"Snow White isn't royalty...

give sanitarium call,

Queen's saner than all?

Unbelievability!

Next be after ME!"

***

Parting Shot

Drought? What Drought?

Mallard Cove, Merrimack River'walk, Lowtown, MA.

***

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, What Do You Think of That? selfie.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

***

Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Tower Hill Vineyards Reserve Dry White;

"I cotton to a lap of that!" Coyote barks.

***

contact Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Park via this blog, or

dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

***

Health Risk Warning:

This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;

if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.