Put Another Dime in the Jukebox, Baby!
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Rock 'n' Roller.
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Waterfowl Agape.
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and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
MORE NEW SHEE'ITE!
In honor of a fading musical form,
once plentiful and free range all across the country,
migrating across the pond and back,
now a mathematical formula in a book,
held near and secure
in a corporate vault in a volcano...
however,
aboriginal tribes do roam, guerilla attacks on pop culture from time to time,
then disappearing into the shadows again, taking their mystical ways with them,
only the good die young and live on in infamy.
We are, of course typing about...
Rock and Roll,
down and dirty, ruff and raw,
simple lyrics repetitive,
distorted, loud, pounding rhythms
that one can dance to,
that element of
going 140 miles an hour on a monorail
a Shaman at the controls,
and at any moment,
this train's gonna go off the rail!
Anything can happen
and the crowd rides the forward momentum
dancing with wild abandon to the groove,
in tune, ready for that loss of all control,
until it's
ultimate conclusion...
GROUP CLIMAX!
TRANSFORMATION!
YAH!
It's been a long time since I Rock and Rolled...Led Zep
Rock is Dead they said...The Who
Do you remember Rock and Roll Radio? The Ramones
Rock and Roll can never die. Neil Young
Long Live Rock! The Who
Yes, Rock and Roll can never die, there is much more than meets the eye,
Yoko taught us all cathartic release, John brought us all some peace,
and more Rockers will surface from the vox populi!
and, now, without further ado, DaBCo presents,
the new hit single traveling up da chart with a bullet,
by that old late 1990's quartet,
Box Master Purple, Verminous Callow, Black Wednesday, & Cyan Bleau,
LIVERBOX!
Here they are now performing,
in it's entirety,
the 12 inch dance remix!
Hit it boys!
Verminous Callow, harmonica, vocals: Count us off, Black Weds!
Black Wednesday, bass: A-1, A-2, A-3...
Box Master Purple, guitar: oooh-yaaah...
Cyan Bleau, back-up vox: LET'S GO!
Radio Friendly Stupid Rock 'n' Roll Lyrics:
C'est la Vie
(Shaboom)
Side A
Bust forth from da womb
command presence in room
performer absurd
twistin' 'round meaning of word,
rollicking buffoon...Shaboom.
Natural perfume
sweat creation in a flume,
drop bomb wordy turd,
blast causes dairy to curd,
flame lick pantaloon...Shaboom.
Shaboom-shacka-lacka-shaboom-
c'est la vie-c'est la vie-shaboom-
{Improv' Dance Break Jam}
Fabric of fates doom
spindle and shuttle thru loom,
threads design deburred
woven caged little white bird
danceable pop tune...Shaboom.
Fastidiously groom
don boyishly handsome plume
ageless poet nerd
chronological line blurred
pastel blue cocoon...Shaboom.
Shaboom-shacka-lacka-shaboom-
c'est la vie-c'est la vie-shaboom-
Shaboom-shacka-lacka-shaboom-
c'est la vie-c'est la vie-shaboom-
Shaboom.
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Radio Friendly Stupid Rock 'n' Roll Lyrics:
HOSE
(Muthafluffer...ay...?)
Side B
It's da last day 'o' school, or thereabouts,
Graduation...
Summer Holidays joyful shouts,
Celebrations...
Teenagers gittin' high on tea an' brew,
Libations...
Cruisin' 'round town, nuthin' bettah ta do,
Recreations...
Keggers down to dreggings,
shell an' yolk strewn in gutter,
up an' down, midnight peggings,
neighbors all mutter an' sputter
"drive by eggings...Drive By Eggings!"
"Get out da hose an' grease cutter!"
Yippee-ti-yay-muthafluffers!
Get out da hose!
{Instru'mental Dance Break}
Yippee-ti-yay-muthafluffers!
Get out da hose! GET OUT DA HOSE!
Get out da hose, got nuthin' bettah ta do,
Condemnations...
Let out grievance, don't brew,
Relaxations...
Hear residents aggravated shouts,
Damnations...
Ev'ry last day 'o' school, or thereabouts,
Graduations...
Keggers down to dreggings,
shell an' yolk strewn in gutter,
up an' down midnight peggings,
neighbors all mutter an' sputter,
"drive by eggings...Drive By Eggings!"
"Get out da hose an' grease cutter!"
Yippee-ti-yay-muthafluffers!
Get out da hose!
{Big Dance Number Finish}
Yippee-ti-yay-muthafluffers!
Get out da hose! GET OUT DA HOSE!
HOSE
Muthafluffer
HOSE
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12 inch Dance Remix Bonus Track:
Bee-atches!
For Big Box Corporate Pop-Rock
Martha Stewart on national tv
with her take on reality
faithful pooch at her side
another hip-hop bride
to corporate pawn m. c...
and he may be gangsta raps Sing Along with Mitch,
but...
Snoop Dogg's rock 'n' Rolls bitch!
Snoop Dogg's Rock'n' Rolls bitch!
Youths desire to be a diva songstress,
mother ferries child to classes, God Bless,
good girl image shattered in adulthood,
blond fox stretched out on a trans am hood,
marital and business duress...
and she may be internationally known, rich,
but...
Brittany Spears is Rock 'n' Rolls bitch!
Brittany Spears is Rock 'n' Rolls bitch!
Surfer, singer, film maker,
culture mover and shaker,
King of the Disney Cartoon Theme Song,
perpetrator of all that's gone wrong
and pops grabby hand money taker...
and he may be academy nominated kitsch,
but...
Jack Johnson's Rock 'n' Rolls bitch!
Jack Johnson's Rock 'n' Rolls bitch!
Bad Boys of Boston sobered up
clubs are all closed and boarded up
sex and drugs legalized
radio's pasteurised, homogenised,
and bands are woodlot corded up...
and the house may be a little snitch,
but...
they're still Rock 'n' Rolls little bitch!
They're still Rock 'n' Rolls little bitch!
Martha Stewart on national tv...
{Mad Dance Groove Interlude}
Hopeful Coda:
"Rock is Dead..." someone said,
not so, it isn't where eagles tread,
dirty back streets, bars underground,
and on the net is where it's found,
varieties of danceable grooves inbred...
and big corp records may leave 'em in the ditch
but...
they're Rock 'n' Rolls little bitch!
They're Rock 'n' Rolls little bitch!
Rock is Dead! Long Live Rock!
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Rock and Roll: /ˈˌräk ən ˈrōl/
- a type of popular dance music originating in the 1950s, characterized by a heavy beat
- and simple melodies. Rock and roll was an amalgam of black rhythm and blues
- and white country music, usually based on a twelve-bar structure
- and an instrumentation of guitar, bass, and drums.
There are no categorical antonyms for this term.There are no categorical antonyms for this term.
There are no categorical antonyms for this term.***
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:Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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