Big Queer Road Trip Heads into Ellsworth & Bangor, ME
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Lot's to read and view touring the Crossroads of Downeast Maine,
let us be off!
The Big Queer (Poet's) Holiday
with DaS Ginger Mann
June 4 - 12, 2022
Downeast Maine
words & pictures by
Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Sixteen: Bang 'er? I Barely Know 'er!
Hump Day, rain, mist, 60's, and raw, Plan A: Indoor Activities, cuz our heroes knew the day
would be wet , thank you local accujack forecasters! Weather prognosticators all called
it, thank tech for satellites!
Motor back to Ellsworth, Maine, and tour the Big Chicken House of Antiques and books.
Arrive at 10:15 am'ish, wander the aisles, snap pix of cool and interesting stuff, find a copy
of Ratatouille, Disney Animation, sealed in plastic like new for 6 bucks! BLUE RAY, too!
SCORE!
Butcha thinks like the Rat Chef of the film when it comes to mix an' match cookin';
browsed other DVD's, CD's, blue rays, not much else to inspire this buyer.
Cash out at...High Noon.
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Seventeen: The Hunt is Half the Fun
(of CD Buying)
Governors brekkie,
banana bread french toast, hash,
OJ & Monte
Cristo, home fries, joe,
powered up for back road drive
and 2 hours in
converted hen house,
museum - antique - book shoppe,
with film and music;
DaS Mann purchases trivets,
5 point star and cool design.
Pouring cats and dogs,
splash thur poodles to Bullmoose,
Bangor, that's, BANG-GOR.
Da Moose in strip mall,
like Waterville, large showroom,
wander aimlessly,
uninspiredly check bands,
pick up Peter Gabriel,
Dire Straights, and first
Cat Stevens, Matthew and Son,
three at half price...SCORE!
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Eighteen: Souvenirs, Novelties...
Enjoy buying small tokens of trip for friends and family, this being an unusual
Big Queer (Poet's) Holiday, keeping it small, book marks, journal, stickers, for CAT,
Kitten, T'Bone, and MaD, movies and music for Da Butcha, oh, so, selfish, isn't he?
Oh, no, he'll share.
Lot's 'o' photos for google blog, as Da Butcha posts these journal entries alongside
pix and dubs them a..."Travelogue"...oh, how pompous...is he not? Why, yes, yes, he
is, how dare he! I am so offended! Let us Cancel - Woke - Shame him into conforming
and all inclusiveness! YAH!
And so it was, the Angry Mob Martyred Da Butcha's Pompous Selfishness, adding to
the legendary myth of the Short Attention Span Poet, King of Poetry...BWAH-HAH-HAH!
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Nineteen: What Fake Dog Poop?
(Irony...?)
Rain Day Plan...SHOPPING!
Chicken Coop, Bullmoose, an' den...
stroll Bangor's Downtown,
rain let up at 'Moose,
cloudy, raw, windy, humid,
walkin' down Main Street;
window shop, snap pix,
district afternoon's poppin',
public welcome art,
building facades repainted,
panes-frames replaced, biz returns,
grateful head shoppe, book
seller, bars and restaurants,
storefronts repurposed;
cruise ships on river,
waterfront renovated,
Paul Bunyan smiles,
gay in newly painted duds,
Pride Flags reflect in his eyes;
No Cruising posted,
GLBT all around,
must be big problem.
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Twenty: Edible Souvenirs
(Dessert Before dinner...?)
Homemade baked goods for
T'Bone and MaD, from brekkie
joint and bakery,
blueberry - lemon
whoopie pie and chockie square
for boys at Think Tank,
peanut butter cup
brownie madness with p-nut
butter frosting, dark
choc'late syrup drizzles...YUM!
Decadently Deeee-licious!
Blueberry-lemon
whoopie for DaS Mann...YUMMY!
He packes half for home;
Butcha eats one third
of p-nut butter madness,
other 2 reboxed
with gift pies in cooler bag
chillin' out in rooms dorm 'fridge.
Perfect sweet dessert
post BBQ Meat dinner
at Famous Moes.
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Twenty-one: May Jerry Bless You
(with Dinner)
After busy day of driving, shopping, driving, shopping, driving, window shopping,
photography, selfies, no heavy walking like Tuesdays hike up and down Mount Pemetec
in Acadia, easy strolling around stores and streets and operating a motor vehicle, what
to have for dinner? MOE'S FAMOUS BBQ!
Across from Governor's Restaurant and Bakery, purveyors of the morning's sustenance,
how fun!
Grateful Dead - Maine State outline - Steal Your Face logo on door, dancing pigs, Dead
Bear Style, on employee tee, picture of Phil Lesh, Bob Weir, concert posters, Dead
giveaways, owners and staff big fans; Butcha exposes his Steal Your Face tattoo, orders
smoked turkey, b-beans, and a...BAG 'o' CHIPS! Lays regular crisps, as seen on
menu board.
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Twenty-two: Lights Out
(at Camp)
At Ghetto'tel 6,
the boys consume whoopie, square,
bags repacked to go;
Butcha recaps day,
DaS Mann loads pix to Facebook,
'Castle' on tv;
Big Queer Holiday,
no plans for trip to home base,
four hours straight ride,
how to queer it up a bit?
They do have pamphlets for that;
Ninety-five all way,
unless book off route somewhere
such as...Ogunquit...
That's on the morrow,
now, let us wind down, chill, let
tomorrow worry
about tomorrow...after
brekkie...tums full, food, and joe;
set controls for home,
via Nod, much needed sleep,
road awaits at dawn.
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Parting Shot
Spring Fishing Camp, Merrimack River, Lowtown
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