OH NO - FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH COMES ON A FRIDAY THIS MONTH!

 AND THAT'S TOMORROW!

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the...

superstitious scout...

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

an homage to

The B. S. A.

Thanks for the caramel popcorn.

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

FRIDAY the 13th Eve Pomes!

YOIKS!

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Selling Scouting

Outside grocer, uniformed venders

deal popcorn, cookies, chockies, one day specials

peruse logo emblazoned line of sweets

vests, sashes, blouses, thick with awards...

I love a youth group in uniform!

I support youth groups in uniform!

Make tasty selection, whip out my...billfold,

and with delights in hand declare...

"I'll buy that for, 1 for 5, 4 for 20...420!

and pay out 30,

I know how this game works

an extra 10 for troops coffers,

exempt from other Scout Offers!

I was a Girl Scout by default,

I worked for the Girl Scouts,

I was a Boy Scout,

I am a Life Scout for Life,

I was a malcontent, rebel,

an' lookit me now!

LOOKIT ME NOW!

A fine, upstanding, young man,

Poet of the 21st Century

blazing with Scouting's 12 Points of light!

Burning with Scout Spirit bright!

Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind,

Obedient, Chereful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent...

I'll buy that for a dollar!

I'll buy that for a dollar!"

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Holy Ozone, Batman!

Changing climate change

fighting toxic pollution...

it's too late for that.

Rampant littering,

hazardous nuclear waste,

industrial fumes,

addicted to war,

fossil fuels, comfy life...

man mainlines mammon

over consumes resources,

offspring left to clean up mess.

Fighting climate change

changing human pollution...

it's too late for that.

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One more for the road less traveled

Memories Shaken - Stirred Emotions

(Meditation)

Memories

Contemplate tenses,

no words, bereft silences,

cull man's memories,

childhood realities,

sorrows - joys - condolences...

memories

let them fill your mind,

warm your heart, and lead you through,

Lord's Peace be with you -

Amen.

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Pray for Youth Programs, Pray for Mother Earth, Pray for Us All

on the Eve of Friday the Thirteenth,

Day of the Goddess.

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Support Youth Programs in your neighborhood.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, I am my Mother, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Camp Crystal Lake Hard Bug Juice;

"I'll slay my tastebuds with that!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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