Fantasy Creatures Incarnate Poetry Birthday Dance Party

 

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Gemini.

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and in honor of

Gemini May 22 - June 21

and our Poet Pals whose Birthdays are quite literally on the opening cusp,

05/22

William J Barnum, aka: The Dancing Poet

and

Poet Pal,

Donna M McCollem, aka: Chief Autumn Tree, CAT

contemplating Poets of the past,

reading Poetry inspired by...

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

a very special piece written in honor of this auspicious occasion,

All Zealotry

(A to Z TomCATfoolery)

All Birthdays Create Delightful Enhancements

Free Growth, Happiness, Infinitesimal Joys Karma

Levels Moods Negative Overtures;

Precise Quantum Relativity Shows T'Rex Umbrella Visions,

Wonderous Xylophones, Youthful Zealots -

At Birthday Celebration, Daring Embalmed Flamingo

Gropes Happily Insulted Jackdaw,

Kangaroo Leaps Madly, Nervously,

Offended Penguin Quickly Runs Scattering Titmice,

Undulating Vickie Weasel eXclaims, "YOW ZAH!"

As B-day Crashers Desperately Escape, Flee,

Grateful Host Instantly Jumps, Kicking Lively,

Many Neighbors Offer Pick-up, Quaking Ruefully,

Stale Trash Under Visual Witness,

eXult, "Yucky!" Zealously -

Allinall, Birthday Celebration

Did Entertain Favored Guests,

Hijinx Inciting Juveniles Kept Locked-up

Making Nice Overt Pleasantries,

Quaker Regional Sheriff Took Umbrage,

Viewed Wickedness, eXtreme Youthful Zealotry -

Allinall, Birthday Celebration Did Entertain Favored Guests.

and isn't that what it's all about anyway?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Billy & CAT!

at R. Frost's Final Resting Place,

Bennington, VT

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Bonus B-Day Track

Fantasy Creatures Incarnate Poetry Birthday Dance Party

T'Rex

You're a T'Rex,

I'm a Pink Flamingo,

and Ginger's a...Unicorn!

You're might protects,

I'm always on the wing'd'go,

and Ginger's in a...Uniform!

Ginger's in a Uniform!

Unicorn Uniform

blow yer horn

c'mon, y'all, conform

be as yer born!

Ginger & Me

Uniform Unicorn

singular norm

adages worn

c'mon, y'all, conform!

You're a U'Rex,

I'm a Pink Uningo,

and Ginger's a...Unicorn!

No might protects,

or distance wing'd'go,

we're all in...uniform...

we're all in uniform

we're all uniform

we're all Unicorn

we're all Unicorn.

Jeffie da Pooh, CAT, Neill Chassidy, Jilly Bean,

Bob, Dr B, T'Bone, Ginger,

& Me

all Unicorn, sure as yer born, Unicorn.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, Stylish Cv19 Maskot, selfie

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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