Breath of Fire, Waiting to Exhale

 

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

Survivor of Easter Holy Week.

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and...

a giant steely dan

for size comparison

CAT & Giant Steely Dan

Addison Gallery, Phillips Academy, Andover MA

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...

Easter Holy Week Decompression Pomes...

NEW SHIT!

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A. I. Heart Radio Odyssey Station(s)

Cross country airwaves

faceless personalities,

canned commentary,

track intros, artist tidbits,

top forty pop sales hit list...

Late night bed time show,

Dab falls for sultry jock voice,

crashes studio

to profess love and...HORRORS!

Automaton mans the board!!

Automaton mans the board!!!

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Driving Song PSA:

Hey, Buddy...Where's the Fire?!?!

Rush - rush - rush -

Hurry - hurry - hurry -

to the red light, lane drop,

traffic jam, complete stop,

evidence of accidents

similar goal circumstance

yield, look, inhale a breath,

in roundabout cycle of meth'...

Super sonic speedster jets past

SUV quakes in tailwinds blast,

Audi on the freeway, serpentine trajectory,

attains final destination indirectly...

attains final destination indirectly...

rushing thru a reading w/da jrt

Hurry - hurry - hurry -

Rush - rush - rush -

 onto median strip, black top,

drainage ditch, pine tree, outcrop,

flyover pylon happenstance,

white sheet accidental evidence,

overdrive devout exhale last breath,

sped headlong into arms of Death...

Breakdown strip, truck rips past,

left turn lane, sedan whips sandy blast,

may be late for appointment,

on time for undertakers anointment...

on time for undertakers anointment...

hurrying thru a selfie, selfie

Rush - rush - rush -

Hurry - hurry - hurry -

Attains final destination indirectly,

on time for undertakers anointment,

Hurry - hurry - hurry -

Rush - rush - rush -

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

that's it, gotta jet...LET'S GO!

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Caffeine Infused Rose;

"I'll take a boost of that!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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Health Risk Warning:

This package contains 100% Unadulterated Politically Incorrect Entertainment;

if, thru regular use, a bent spine, bad breath, free frame of reference association,

planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

do not discontinue use.