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Irish in Everyone!

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and

Think Tank in Winter

or is it Spring in New England?

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents

yet another anniversary,

the date of meeting is unclear,

suffice to say,

sometime between Autumn 1991 & Spring 1992,

two Poets met and the rest is, shall we say, history?

We shall! We shall!

The Rest is History!

And who are these two characters of which we type?

Let us allow the Poems to share their identity,

illustrated by historical images of the dynamic duo,

we're sure you can guess.

Annnnd away we go!

Special Guest Poet: CAT!

anniversary poem

(Intro)

I am a T'Rex

what I really want to be

is a flamingo,

fly to Florida

stand on one leg and eat shrimp

famous in Vegas,

bird in the desert

a casino on the strip

pretty in neon

better to have feathers than

a dinosaur with small arms.

I am a T'Rex

what I really want to do

is eat flamingos.

I see ya as a penguin

who wants to be a whale

please write and see what happens.

Happy 30th, Have a Great Day,

Poet to Poet,

CAT

CAT

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anniversary poem

Reply: Anni'verse'ary Pome

Uncage Your Freaky Flamingo & Fly!

w/a tip 'o' da hat to, Jack Kerouac

Prelude

T'Rex spots Penguin

smacks lips, moves to seat and sits,

poet reads on stage...

Act 1

Penguin in shadows

alone at Poetry Show

digs on poet bits;

T'Rex interrupts

takes empty chair at table

intros self as 'Chief";

fowl and dino'

unlikely relationship,

fly to Nevada;

tropics lizard, polar bird,

Black Rock zodiac star gaze,

T' say, "I really

want to be a flamingo

dancer in Vegas..."

dancer in Vegas...dancer in Vegas...

Act 2

"Dancer in Vegas..."

Penguin parrots, pirouettes,

"I am Great White Whale!"

'Rex Stone Soup Two Steps,

"I'm a Dainty Flamingo!"

crushes shade structure...

As Both Can't Dance, Each

Froogs-Grooves-Hopskips-Insert Joys

Kicks, Laughs-Moos-Neighs-OOHS!

"Pote Queers Rule! Sing Toot-Ute-Voot-

WHEEEE!" eXcited Youthful Zeal!

'Chief' praises TT's

Powers for courage to join

Penguin in shadows...

penguin in shadows...penguin in shadows...

Coda

And In The End...

(Verse Incarnate)

New Experience

Poet's Holidays, Readings,

Desert Adventures,

and Pomes...eventually...

Poetry consumed them both...

Poetry consumes them both...?

Poetry consumed them both.

Happy 30th Poet's Anni'verse'ary,

Chief!

Libra & Gemini

Writers Row, Authors Ridge,

Sleepy Hollow Cemetery,

Concord, MA

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and another auspicious event is in the record books,

onto another level,

Poet to Pote, Pote to Poet

communiques from the earth to the other side of the moon,

from the other side of the moon to the earth,

Earthling & Moonling in Harmony...mostly...

everybody dance like a penguin great white whale!

shimmy like a t'rex dainty pink flamingo!

it's gittin' hot in here, take off all your spacesuits!

breath afresh air of spaceship earth & satellite moon!

YAH!

We all could use a good vacuum!

DANCE!

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May the Spirit of Saint Patrick

drive all the snakes from your life.

for more on the Good Missionary Bishop,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

the, All Dressed in Green with Nowhere to Go, selfie.

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

Irish Wisdom Parting Shot

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Guinness Stout;

"I'll darken my taste buds with that pint!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

just a toddler in blog years.

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