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"Be Careful Out There."
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Agape.
Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,
an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,
sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and a...
Frozen Canal
and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents...
with all this unrest in Ukraine and around the world,
it's time again to waltz around the ballroom with
a song from the early 1980's
that, sadly, holds up to this very day
40 years later.
Let’s Have a War
by: Fear
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
Let's have a war!
Give guns to the queers!
Let's have a war!
The enemy's within!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Songwriters: J Cramer Philo / Lee Ving
Let’s Have a War lyrics © Domino Publishing Company
from Fear, The Record, debut release May 16, 1982
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Now, on with Even More New Shit!
In honor of the Russian Ukraine Invasion,
an Homage to Spies
Bubble Blood Bath
(at Jacques)
"Bond, James Bond."
sharp dressed man says to the blond
dropping martini, shaken, not stirred,
"Schitz, Loretta Schitz." she purred,
Jim downs the drink, unable to respond,
vision of eighties punk trash can,
Rod Stewart hairdo, spray tan,
Egyptian eye'lights, fire red lips,
vogueing at rail on cockeyed hips,
it was clear, she was a man.
It was clear, she was a man,
lost for one of his famous quips,
around his waist her arm slips,
about her body his eyes pan,
stroking his torso, fingers scan,
of adventure he's quite fond,
music rocks, colours swirl, mind whirred...
"after that, " Agent explains, "what occurred...?"
"I felt the Candyflip'tini respond,
Bond, James Bond."
The Many Faces of...Bond, James Bond.
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This is for all the world's leaders,
the Good, the Bad, & the Ugly.
Mysterious Ways
A Devout Man, Pator Phipps
urgently prayed globes dictatorships,
wars, be Smitten from Earth
and replaced by Peace and Mirth...
God Transformed them into Pataterchips.
the, in an attitude of prayer, selfie
Siberian Blues
for the Think Tank Kitty
Cuddles the Cat, Cuddles the Cat,
more cuddlier than a bat,
Daddy calls him Baby,
cuz might just may be
his name...imagine that!
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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,
Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park
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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk
since January 7, 2021
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Another good one! Love the imagery:
ReplyDeletevision of eighties punk trash can,
Rod Stewart hairdo, spray tan,
Egyptian eye'lights, fire red lips,
vogueing at rail on cockeyed hips,