Prepare the Way for the...TURKEY GOD!

 

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any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

student of archeology in their back yard.

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

an online magazine published weekly, tackling the hard hitting current events,

relating warmer month activities months later when cold weather kicks in,

sharing photos of sunshine and lollipops and snacks,

and the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and presents,

the continuing saga of a Labor Day Weekend Adventure and now, we're

getting to the good bits as promised oh so many weeks ago...

Labor Day Weekend Solo Poet's Holiday

featuring, Burning Man Jr III

with special guests, DaS Mann, CAT, T'Bone, Jeffie da Pooh, Dr B, & Rob

When we left our intrepid 7 person crew, they were exploring the environs of

The Desert of Maine...

New Experience

(in Eye of Beholder)

Dr B, Rob, CAT,

motor up from Camb-Som'scape,

Jeffie da Pooh drives

up from down river

to moon base Ultra Think Tank,

space caravan to

seaside attraction,

DaS Mann's scoob, front wheels worn thin,

steel belt banana,

J da P, similarish,

D. B, offers his shuttle,

brakes, oil, tranny,

rubber, maint' and safety checked

recently...all good.

Pumpkin, Silver Cav',

Obi and Dr, pilots,

T'Bone, J. P, CAT,

with Ob', Rob and Das with Doc;

one leg stretch stop and they're there!

Double Dutch Couples

enter transformed wonderland,

vets become virgins.

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A Walk in Someone Else's Drivers Seat

Big investment made,

kids areas, Gemstone Ville,

easy-peazy maze

with wood tunnel, slide,

treehouse, Hobbit home, mushroom,

all ages welcome;

dino' dig in prog',

antique Ford wagon, gas pump,

pathside stop, tripod,

"This is ride for me!" grinning

CAT declares,"let's crank 'er up!"

wide toothy grimace,

"Outta my way, you road hog!"

rush hour ready...

Exits vehicle

"Don't know what came over me,"

she staggers to bench,

"suddenly had strange anger,

urge to go-go and go fast!"

Pilots have good laugh

kiss medallions of Saint Chris,

Slayer of Road Rage.

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From Grains of Sand

Literal case pit,

archeological dig,

birch and stone spring house

World War II shut down,

gas, rubber, auto, shortage,

vacations decline;

Mother Nature does

not cease, wind blown sands cover

gazebo under

45 feet of dunescape,

faded sign estimates spot,

aerial photos,

ground penetrating radar,

prop' survey markers,

structures remains found

excavate wells foundation

thru which, water flows;

wood rotted away, pipes rust,

concrete fountainhead in place,

shade of former self

waits modern rebuilding,

to rise phoenix like!

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Local Point of Interest Unearthed

Uncovering past,

thru dunes of hourglass sands

holding back times crush

grains infinite blast

and engineering demands,

protect  forests lush green...

Openside caisson

pile driven down to ledge

exposed from woodside,

fieldstonework, plumbing protrudes,

rock-chimney like thingy-do,

satyr like fountain

grins over basin, lips cry

for healing waters,

CAT meows,

"I could go for some of those healing waters right about now..."

big undertaking,

excavator, high tech gear,

assorted supplies,

corrugated steel caisson,

archeologist diggers...

Mucho dinero

UMaine Internists? Book Deal?

History Channel...?

only the laughing fountainhead knows for sure.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

"Join us next time for the exciting continuation of this long strange trip!"

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Dimillo's Chowder House finest bisque;

" I'll slurp some that up!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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