O*M*G! Friday the Thirteenth Comes on a Friday in August!

 

AND THAT'S TOMORROW!

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the,

Friday the 13 Hibernator.

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Agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and in honor of this

momentous occasion,

Bullmoose CD's, Records, & Books,

is releasing the Re Digitized, 8 Movie Pack,

of all...

FRIDAY the THIRTEENTH FILMS!

EEE-YOWK!

For more 411, or to order your own copies, go here:

https://www.bullmoose.com/

OH! So much more inside!

and we're all caught up on our photo journey thru the past few weeks,

there are some more on the "stick", which we will share in the coming weeks.

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But...

What do we do now?

POETRY!

Cyclicle

(Turn, Turn, Turn...)

     Lament for my, Rock...

          audible senses assault, sonic iconic personalities shannangan escapades,

hotel room wreckage, gossip columnists, groupies, fans, backstage passes,

wild abandon, managers, promoters, swag, concert receipts, album sales,

laser light show, slides, Hiwatt Wall of Surround Sound, psychedelia...

     Psychedelia...

          jays passed up and down aisles, seat dancing topless, before and after

car park tailgate party deals, anonymous sex...

     Now diluted, fades, pasteurized, corporatised, pap, easy listening,

crystal overproduction, all about the benjamins;

          "Rock near dead." they said,

          barely breathing, beating, wail...

     Lament for my Rock...

          Lament for my Rock

          young bands swing at 11

          revive subwavelength

          eternal akashic groove,

          redux...Lament for my Rock - - -

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Western of Lost Lines:

Little Girl in Sunday Pink

Little girl in Sunday pink

walks backward up track;

look like a Pastor

all dressed in black

with my glasses and hat

waving and peace signing back,

waving and peace signing back.

Too fast to love

too slow to hate

arsenal of peace

negative obliterate,

shortcut to exit

divisive walls incinerate,

divisive walls incinerate!

Pretail cockmeal

urine dip and chips

prez resists intelligence

suspicious viral drips - - -

offering song sing along...

offering song sing along...

Got all these birthdays

Zodiacs to celebrate

anniversaries, too,

but, cannot congregate

or venture outdoors

unless safely participate...

unless safely participate.

Too freaked to smile

too paranoid to party

lay awake anxious

eyes flinch all darty

forget what know, think,

guffaw long and hearty,

guffaw long and hearty!

Pretail cockmeal

urine dip and chips

prez resists intelligence

suspicious viral drips - - -

offering song sing along...

offering song sing along...

Pretail cockmeal

urine dip and chips

prez resists intelligence

suspicious viral drips - - -

offering song sing along...

offering song sing along...

offering song sing along...

Tithe of laughter

on the board

joyous ruckus

blessings paid forward

let go concerns,

Thank You, Lord!

Thank You, Lord.

"If we couldn't laugh,

we'd all go insane."

Jimmy Buffett

offering song sing along...

Alleluja...Amen!

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One more for the road:

Not by Rote

Versifier cried out, "Dig Bein' a Pote!"

"emphasizin' with companions in boat,

flippin' da script, tossin' a coin,

kickin' it direct from the groin,

an' stereotypes be smote!"

"Have a grand day, be cool, calm, collected,

don't panic,

No Hate But What We Make,

Yes, Love, Let's Make It."

so sayeth, Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

without a hint of sarcasm.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Aris Home Brew Sarsaparilla...

"I'll tickle my tastebuds with a lap of that!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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