By the Sea! By the Sea! By the Roiling Sea!

 

Warning - Disclaimer: This is a, For Entertainment Purposes Only, Politically Incorrect Zone;

any resemblance to, Political Correctness, Events, People, living, or dead, is purely coincidental;

original poems, opinions, photos, are sole property of, Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk,

Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the,

BLTG Sun Worshipper.

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Agape...

agape.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and celebrate Summer!

Summer, Summer, Summer!

Finally a little sunshine falls on our collective shoulders,

and what better way to do so but, to head out to the Atlantic Ocean,

the village of, Salisbury Beach, Massachusetts, at the mouth of the

Mighty Merrimack River Valley, across from, Prune Point, Mass,

another Summer Vacation Weekend Destination in the

Greater Mass, Me, and New Hampsh' seacoast,

of which there are thousands of miles to enjoy,

even more if one includes RI and CT!

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The Artsy Fartsy Beach Photographer Series

"As the sun sets & the kites are reeled in, let's go see..."

"FASTTIMES! Mighty '80's Tribute Combo! YIPPEE!"

"psst, I hear there's gonna be a full moon tonight..."

"yeah, let's go make out on the beach when it rises."

"tee-hee!" "tee-hee!"

Later that evening...

Not too shabby for a small, Canon PowerShot ELPH 190 IS digital camera, eh?

(shameless plug)

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"And what about that totally packed RAV4?"

"What is up with this?"

"It was new & gently used clothes for our friends in, Maine."

"Shari & Yvonne, happy with donations."

"T'Bone & Shari, unload assorted bags; good rest room advice."

"To this from that, & back to the Valley."

"by way of the Sandy River Valley."

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Now, just in case you, Dear Reader, thought you were getting off easy,

today's Poetic Offering...

Guys Who Date Guys

(Gals Who Date Gals)

advice for the 21st Century BLTG Person

Nancy Boys, Lesbos, and Trans,

across mass media spectrum

black and white stereotype clans,

images a real pain in my rectum;

boxed writers, New York, L. A,

perfected formulas use vanilla

and prepacked sprinkles of Gay,

Fairy, Butch, Lipstick, Gorilla;

Stuck between range demarcation

octagonal peg, triangle hole,

and square subjugation,

Conform, Either, Or, Pole;

Faggot, Dyke, prefer, Queer,

range of Homo Sapien Spectrum,

from all walks of life, family dear,

and media stereotypes...I WRECKED 'EM!

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal, Grill'Master 'o' da Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Tripoli Capri Beach Rose Chablis...

"I'll clear seawater from my whistle with that!" Coyote barks.

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dabsasp@gmail.com

Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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planters warts, hair loss of appetite for destruction, strange emotions, mind expansion,

reality shifts, urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling,

listening, and terminal positive waves, develop, the product is working,

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