Happy April Fool's Day!

 

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Welcome to, Salutations from, Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and present thought exercises,

such as, it's believed that the Almighty has a sense of humor, so,

what if in 30 AD the world was on the, Gregorian Calendar,

and the crucifixion took place on March 29?

Then the resurrection would be on April First,

imagine the scene, Mary goes to the tomb, the rock is rolled away,

and an angel of God jumps out and shouts, "April Fools!"

Or, the disciples walking along the road, come across a man who says he's Jesus,

the disciples reply, "But, he's dead." and the resurrected Christ shouts,"April Fools!"

The possibilities are endless,

The Greatest April Fools Prank Story Ever Told.

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April 1st also rings in,

National Poetry Month,

and the starting gun pops on the ever popular, traditional,

Poetry Month 30/30,

30 Pomes in 30 Days,

rules are simple,

1 Poem, any style, length, subject in 1 day,

for the 30 Days of April;

since we've been so uninspired, choked out 10 bits in March,

disgusting, deplorable, so unlike us,

we've decided it would be a good kick in the butt to undertake the 30/30,

cough up a piece each day, we can do that...

here is the first item for the project,

A Revolution Without...

1/30

"I am the Seventh Seal of a 7th Seal..."

I am not quite sure what that means,

tho, it does have a certain appeal

to certain moody, brooding, teens,

"I am the 7th Seal of a Seventh Seal...!"

reverb'd Hiwatt amped vocals,

guitar cranked to feedback squeal,

bass an' drum backbeat groove for yokels - - -

DANCE!

"I am the Seventh Seal of a 7th Seal,

I am Master of all scenes,

before me enlightened hipsters kneel,

wearing holes in designer jeans!"

"I am the7th Seal of a Seventh Seal,

salute to mucky muck blow holes

with civil disobedience zeal,

bass an' drum backbeat groove for yokels - - -

DANCE!

I am the Seventh Seal of a 7th Seal...

the, bathed in Heaven's Light, selfie

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The final bit of March,

related theme,

Elements Dance Bare

Fresh air and sunshine

picnic basket, outdoor dine,

afternoon in park,

daylight saved from dark,

stroll wild paths of leisure

nature walks pleasure,

pine grove seclusion

only critters intrusion,

pretend feet cloven

watch branches interwoven,

shadows dapple satyre mates

and cold luncheon plates,

Praise to God, Goddess, Divine

Fresh Air and Sunshine -

Rhododendron State Park, NH

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And that's all we got for now,

next week, maybe some more 30/30 entries,

wouldn't that be special?

We're off to the DaBCo All Staff Eostre Fest,

got our baskets packed, replete with Peeps,

dressed in our best ducky and bunny outfits,

ready for ye ole egg hunt 'round corporate HQ...

whoopee.

Until next week,

have a good time all the time.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal Master of the Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of Communion Wine;

"I'll dip my bread in that!" Coyote laughs.

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since January 7, 2021

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