Break the Block

 

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the,

United Statesian Poet.

Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and Happy National Poetry Month!

We're slogging away on our 30/30, squeezed out 5 of 30 so far,

if it weren't for Eostre, Fam Din, Wednesday Corp Dinners & a throttling one day head cold,

we'd have six; ah, well, be that as it may, we'll catch up;

how are you, Dear Reader, doing on your 30/30? Keeping up?

Here's...

What's in a Name:

U. S. Pastime

5/30

There is a girl named, Lolita,

she was my sweet bonita,

'til one day at the ballpark,

in an intro, a certain spark,

and she was stolen away by, Derek Jeta.

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It's not all that bad, we got 5 down, plus, 1 line to start another,

and an actual verse, or stanza, with which to work on yet another pome,

so, there's seven, right there, and yeah, we know it's the 8th,

and we're still 1 piece short, but, HEY!

It's Thursday, we'll have those down by Monday!

and then some.

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Here are a couple more selections from our 30/30;

Quantum Physics

(animated)

2/30

Gran'dad and grandson

portal to parallel worlds,

alternate time lines,

multi'possibilities...

Rick and Morty Adventures.

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Mixed Metaphors

(easter)

4/30

Sweeties overflow

cellophane grass filled baskets,

marshmallow peeps, ducks,

chocolate bunnies,

choc'late covered choco'late,

almonds, peanuts, fruits;

children search yard on

died, painted, bowled egg hunt,

breakfast on the hoof;

resurrection day message,

spiral ham, leg of lamb, veg...

childs confusion,

Eostre and Easter Symbols,

where's solid choc' Christ?

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the, There's a Pome Here Somewhere, selfie

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your own, personal Master of the Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of, Organic Aztecan Sacred Dark Cacao,

"What? Are you trying to kill ME?!?!" Coyote barks.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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