Banned in Boston was Peanuts...

  

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and we're really in it now,

the era of Sleepy Joe B & Political Correctness EXTREME!

Score so far, 1 Disney Actress out after offensive opinion is spouted,

1 Country Singer out after uttering a word, or term SO OFFENSIVE,

we couldn't find it reported anywhere, we can only imagine what it was,

1 Ultra-PC Presidential Cabinet, featuring All Walks of Life, including, GLBTQ,

and 6 Dr Seuss Classics, pulled from the shelves,

at Dr. Seuss Enterprises’ behest, because the

“books, are low sellers...portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong.”

The Despicable Six are as follows,

• “And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street”  “If I Ran the Zoo”
• “McElligot’s Pool”  “On Beyond Zebra!”  “Scrambled Eggs Super!”
• and “The Cat’s Quizzer”
• Sales skyrocketed soon after the announcement.
• Quite honestly, we never thought much of the cartoonish illustrations
• as more than silly pictures for silly rhymes,
• but, then again, we're Queer.

Oh, and, by the way,

this is how Censorship starts.

• For more on this story, follow this,
• https://www.wsj.com/articles/six-dr-seuss-books-are-dropped-after-review-finds-imagery-offensive-11614711623

as the good doctor rolls in his grave.

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And what about Lennie Lent Paperwhite?

"Here she is!"

nutrients for paperwhite, body and soul

Little bit 'o' music, Godspell & P. Gabriel's Passion

Fresh air and sunshine do a bulb good,

and a lil bit 'o' Jesus an' da Saints.

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Here's something to do in any weather,

Goody Coles, Rt 125 Brentwood NH, USA!

Look for the sign!  Das Mann dreaming of Pulled Pork on a bun,

T'bone's mouth waters at the thought of Brisket...on a plate, Jeffie the Pooh,

wonders about his Brisket on a plate special, too,,,

Obi Wan smiles with inner peace, expectant of the 'basa sammie,

he has a vision of napping like a cat in a bathroom...

"Now, that's my kinda cat!"

http://goodycoles.com/

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Now, it's time for the new cuts, the winter smokehouse specials,

here's the especial 'o' da week,

a Manson Family Six Pack,

aged for a month.

Northeast Land of Lost Lines:

South End Winter Carnival

Snow and drizzle and snizzle,

25 degrees, streets begin to freeze,

sausage cart aromas, sounds of sizzle,

flags, lanterns, LED's, in the trees;

Ring-ring goes the phone,

"C'mon, get hip, leave home,

cabin fever's not to be suffered alone,

don best outfit as, German Gnome";

Buddy Elf on arm shelf, charming,

Dandee Bishop, prettiest boy at the dance,

couples handsome - beauty disarming,

everyone wants to get into our pants;

"Baby, you got what I need," softly croon

as we waltz all 'round ballroom,

"Time to go tolls all too soon."

as midnight chimes snowy boom;

lock hubs into four wheel drive

off to unit, C-4, explosive address,

above 24 hour gasoline dive,

we neck and casually undress;

Pote recites, "All furry soft on four feet,

storm swirls, warm urban keep,

bear skin, afgan, hearth, retreat..."

exhausted embrace, fall asleep.

Dreams of sausage, buns, echos of sizzle,

LED's in the trees, shadows freeze,

snow and drizzle and snizzle...

"Good thing I got this, Karls Sausage Kitchen Hoodie!"

https://karlssausage.com/

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Parting shot on the ten month anniversary of...

Fractured Femur, Unbreakable Faith

Imaginations

looking glass rabbit wormhole

harmonization

realization

parallel universes

transfiguration....

I am His as He is Mine.

Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk & Obi Wan Das Mann

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the, does this count as an "ugly sweater"? selfie.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

Your personal Master of the Farce,
Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of a politically correct canine beverage,

"Well, I'll be Temple Broken, holy water!"

the dog quips curly'esque.

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Salutations From Obi Wan Can'obi Layke Pahrk

since January 7, 2021

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planters warts, hair loss, appetite, new, strange emotions, mind expansion, reality shifts,

urge to talk to clerks, park the wrong way on one way streets, smiling, listening,

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