A Little Sanity Amid Insanity...Poultry Break

 

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Master 'o' da Farce, and do not reflect those of, Google (blog); names are changed to protect the

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Welcome to, Salutations from,  Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park Google Blog,

the one blog in billions that dares to tell it like it is and

in light of recent national events,

we're just gonna get right into the fresh poultry cuts...

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Single Serving Snack Packs

Block Chips

(Haiku)

wetland boardwalk bridge

skunk cabbage sprouts thru dark mulch

dad, boy, on cell phones

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Green Space Break

(Haiku)

mother nature's sons

trail haggetts, wend 'round pine grove

dig on plot conserve

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Date Night Pack

Kilroy Sleeper

for: Styx, W. Allen, & F. Z.

Born into flim-flam

preset prejudicial din

melanin tone scam;

racist basis fact bereft

discern definitions theft;

sight clouded by fam'

automaton permagrin

attune to pro'gram;

sacred texts edited heft

philosophically, right, left,

or, don't give a damn

only sin is what's within

born into flim-flam -

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One more for the road,

Travel Pack

It'll Always Be Something, Baby

Seems to me, lil baboo,

everything I do

you perceive I do

to fuck with you,

and if that's what you

perceive, too,

it must be true...

doot-doot-doo...

Let's get high and screw!

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much,

May the coming weeks be more peaceful and calm,

may we all regain our common senses and decency,

tear down the the walls that seperate us

and embrace each other as siblings from another mother;

we're all in this together,

let's start acting like it.

Your own, personal, Master of the Farce,

Obi Wan Can'obie Layke Park

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Dionysus offering Brother Coyote a chalice of chamomile-kush tea,

"I'll partake of a sip or two." the canine grandly states.

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since January 7, 2021

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